Wow, I'd really like to know the story behind this picture! Even though these cute boys were probably just goofing off at this gas station, their simulated anal sex demonstration is quite a sight. Why is the one guy rocking boxer briefs in broad daylight while pretending to butt-fuck his buddy? We couldn't tell you.
But we can tell you to come up with your best captions for this image. You better do this one justice, because I'll be extremely disappointed if this picture doesn't get the caption it deserves. And while we're talking about deserving things, let it be known that last week's winner was obvious from the moment it appeared in the comments section. Click through to check out what they had to say…
– Dewitt
To see last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Definitely not a “self serve” station
Oh i get it. its gas you pump in my car and cum in my ass… i get it now. See i’m new at the gay thing.
and the oil keeps pumping, pumping pumping
Customer Service has a whole new level:
Here Let Me Help You Pump That
or
Service With A Smile
or
I’ll check Your Fluids For You … Looks Like You Are A Quart Low … I’ll Top It Off For You!!!
Filling up times two.
Just fill it.
Giving “fill’er up” a whole new meaning…
Fill ‘er up!
I’m not sure this is what they mean by “train”.
I used to think getting screwed at the gas pump was a bad thing …
Gas prices aren’t the only thing going up.
Regular, Plus, or Super?
So that’s what they mean by “pump and dump”.
this is the true meaning of full service!
I thought you said I would be the one doing the pumping.
Topping off/overflow may cause dizziness
For the bilingual
A el le gusta la gasolina
(Da me mas gasolina!)
Como le encanta la gasolina
(Da me mas gasolina!)
Stick nozzle in tank & begin fueling
Drill Baby Drill!!!
Pumping @ the pump!
I think “fill it up” covers it.
“Pumping Ass”
How about…”Pump that Tiger in my tank!!”
Fill IT Up
I sure miss full service stations!
“I’m grinning because I had gas station food for lunch.”
you’ll know when im full……. my eyes go white
Always a smile at the Pump-n-Go with a bump-n-go!
I’ll pump if you pay
A little pump and grind.
pump my gas, as i pump your ass!
Huh. This Lucky Pierre thing isn’t as much fun with just the two of us.
I love the new full service stations they have. Especially when I pay for premium!
Gas + Boxer Briefs + Random Hot Guy Fucking Me Anywhere I Go = BEST ROAD TRIP EVER!
Just stick it in and pull the trigger for full service
Oh, so that’s how the car feels when I feel it up!!!
giving pump and pay a whole new meaning
or
rear ended at the pumps
Uuhh I do NOT think that’s where the hose is suppose to go
Do you charge by the gallon or mile?
I said I need to pump some gas, not pump my ass!
Just hold still, I’ve almost got it in all the way.
You fill my tank, I’ll fill yours.
‘looks like your down a quart, there bud’
“I should have been more specific when i told him i wanted to be in the middle”
Love the picture hahaha.
A typical three-way in the Obama-nation
Now my tanks not the only thing full
Grease and Oil change while I fill Er Up? Buddy
You have to line it up just right, then insert and release…. wait… i’ll show you!
This time I’m using High test in you.
We give a whole new meaning to “Full Service”
Wait for the Hose the drain before pulling it out!
“Masculine man looking for same ONLY.”
Pump it!
Drill here, drill now!
If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Heh, I think “Drill, baby, drill” should win, hands down. 🙂
“Full Service, I wish I could quit you!”