A man wears a ghost costume over his stiff cock. What else do you need to know? Because there isn’t really much else to see in today’s installment of Caption This…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
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– Dewitt
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Missed opportunity for a “cumming” joke, but this round goes to Scottesx.
really….he is the friendly ghost
The friendliest ghost you know!
Damn it, I’d have had you if not for those kids and that pesky dog!
“I am the ghost of Christmas yet to cum!”
Just floating around looking for a hot BJ (BOO JOB)!
Casper the Friendly Ghost.
The limited-edition “Halloween cum rag”…
Want to see him fly?
Best part about sex with a ghost… no clean up afterwards!
Halloweenie! (Someone had to say it)
scared stiff…
I see an ectoplasmic orgasm in your immediate future.
Hollowqueen
im going to put the willies up you!
Peek-a-booooooooooo!
OH Casper!!!!!!!!!!!! that feel so good!!!!!!!!!!!! you are so tight!
Look out, thee ghosts are known for shooting protoplasm when rubbed.
Now if you think Michael Myers was hard to get of…
I suppose his dead penis has unfinished business yet on earth.
Who ya gonna call… CockSuckers!
(Last one, for all you Charlie Brown fans) “I got a rock :-/…”
BOO!
Peek-a-boooooner!
Joe tried to hide the source of his shame, but it kept creeping back up to haunt him.
Ghost Dick: This time, Ghost Dad wants a baby.
This is what happens when a gay penis meets a ladies va-jay jay!
No condom can protect you from ME!!
Wait til you see my Boo-Berries
That ghost has a nice “O”-face.
Is that you or the ghost saying “Ooooooooooooooh”?
The nightmare from which John Bobbit awakes screaming every night.
thats fantastic
Prick-a-boo!!
It’s a friendly ghost
I bet I’m the ONLY ghost that can REALLY make you scream!!!
“I got candy!”, “I got bubblegum!”, “I got a rock…hardon.”
Or alternately,
“I got candy!”, “I got bubblegum!”, “I got a cock.”
Haha…Peanuts references lol
Is… Is it in yet?
Hauntingly familiar……
Reports find that racism is rampant in this time and age, as demonstrated by the KKKock member in the above photograph. Tune in for more on this story on New At 11.
Poor ghost, talk about deep penetration!
The Haunting: Post-Op
Who said ‘Bonerjuice’ three times?!
My friends call me Slimer,,,,
haunts your wettest dreams
I Told You not to sqeeze The life Out Of Me…
Boo! I mean BLOW!
Lame choice… just sayin
When I said trick or treat, I didn’t know it was going to be this type of a Hellofaweenie
Irrefutable proof that the Cock-a-Boo exists.
Do cum stains come out from linen???
Meet the ghost Dylan McDermott plays with on next weeks “American Horror Story”
wanna play pac-man?
Now you see why I named my cock Casper!
Glory be! I think I can pass through walls!
Keeping one’s spirits up!
Something wicked this way cums.
My costume, as you can see is the LEAST of your worries!
Thing that go bump in the night.
Guess it’s not a one eyed monster…
Caspar????
trick or treat?
“I told you, if you kept on choking me like that, you would eventually kill me”
It can spook me anytime;)
Rub him the wrong way, he’ll spit ectoplasm at you. Rub him the right way… same thing.
Trick or treat? Looks from the size of that mini-ghost, that ain’t no treat.
i ain’t afraid of no ghost!
I ain’t afraida no ghost!
Giving new meaning to the term ‘Scared Stiff’
We checked out all his favourite haunts – as usual, he was in your pants.
BOO-Balls!
Mmmmm, I mean Boooooo!
the Ghost of Boyfriends past comes back to haunt!!
ETA’s cease-fire announcement reaches a gay sauna in Bilbao
Paranormal Activity 4 : The True Begging Of The Storie
haha, I love dudes 🙂
(Totally ripping off alaskaman) The ghost of boyfriends yet to cum
PigPen’s big brother
I’m ready for the “cock-stume” party!!!
If you thought that was scary, wait till you see whats underneath…
eckktoplasm
PRICK or TREAT!
Just an apparition having a hard time.
The real monster is under the sheet.
Who you gonna call? NUT BUSTERS!
Boo-ty and the Beast
“He might not be able to turn invisible or scream boo, but his ectoplasm is top notch!”
“Want to have a taste of my ectoplasm?”
“Novelty condom. When you reach orgasm it starts to play Thriller”
I dont have a condom, but will this do?
hey… wanna see my costume for halloween ?
It’s a new invention, ghostjack during Halloween
Is that a ghost in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?
If there’s somethin’ strange in your “neighborhood”
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
It’s somethin’ weird and it doesn’t look good
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
There’ a white pale man sucking on your ‘head
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
An’ invisible man fuckin’ you in bed
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
(…or you could just lay back and enjoy yourself!)
And if you’re all alone pick up the phone
And call – Nutbusters!
[[Sorry, couldn’t resist!]]
Trickle Treat or I don’t want to scare you Butt.
The ghost of cocks passed!
Damn…. another ghost load.
This is Halloween, This is Halloween, pumpkins scream in the dead of night!
Watch out, I’m gonna “scare” you till I “spit”.
Boo! Here comes my dick!
Proof that John Mayer’s penis really is a white supremacist.
Little did Freddy and the Gang know that it was actually Fred’s haunted penis that was after the gold at the bottom of the well!
-OR-
This is the kind of ghost that goes away when you blow on it
-OR-
Ignoring this ghost could lead to a sleepless night with strange poking sensations.
A whole new meaning to loose.
Sam says to tell you “Ditto”
Keeping one’s spirits “up”.
or
Something wicked this way cums.
This a hard on from the past with a word of warning! Stay away from Vagina! They will bite me/your dick off! Start fucking guys in the ass!
you should allways were a condom
because “STD’s” can haunt you FOREVER !!!
“whitey” says abandon the KKK and don’t be a DICK like me
if you think i’m scary
wait till the one eyed monster cummms
cock-a-doodle-BOO
I see assholes
Boo, who?