Talk about leaving a guy hanging… literally. This poor guy is hanging for his life, but the real question is why is he naked? Was he running away from the policewoman? Why does she have that look on her face? Who knows, looks like we’ll have to let you fill in the blanks.
– Andy
To see last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
The winner is Todd. Congrats!
so thats where powerbottoms come from….
Naked as a Jay-Bird on a wire!
You know you’re gay if …
Talk about a bird on a wire hahaha I hope he has a hook dick.
Sometimes a mechanical fuck machine is NOT the way forward…
Thats not where a nightstick is meant to go!
One toke over the line sweet Jesus!
From here I can see right up your… nose!!
I told him to stick it in slow, but NOOOOOOO…
Roleplay gone wrong..
No wonder why my husbands F**cking him! Way tighter than mine
The Wallenda that the family doesn’t talk about….
sorry, i get the confused with hands up
HE SAID TAKE A DEEP BREATHE BECAUSE THE FINGER WAS GONNA HURT A LITTLE………
Officer Jenny clearly misunderstood when he said he was ‘Well hung!’
‘Here’s to looking up your old address’.
Mmmm Fried White meat 😉
No sir, I don’t see your missing gerbil down there.
It’s my ass and you’re not gonna touch it.
The lengths that some will go to to prove that “No means No”
“I DON’T LIKE THIS NEW WAY OF DOING A CAVITY SEARCH!!!!”
Defenestration, the hottest new kink on the block!
“Sir, you really should have wiped before jumping out the window…”
Did you get a bleaching?
I just woke up hanging here.
I swear im gay!! i don’t wanna f*** u!!
someone called and said some asshole is looking in my window
didn’t this guy die during this incident?
Sorry, I am thinking of another man that was naked on a ledge in Brooklyn who was tasered by cops. Ooops. My bad.
Bisexual foreplay….to the EXTREAM!
i totally vote for amesburystud’s caption…total genius.
I told you those were not rechargeable batteries!
Ah yes, my rosebuds are coming in nicely!
Look what I can do!
rescue me
amesburystud’s caption wins….lol! spot on.
“Sissy Husband! I told you to leave my vibrator alone when I’m out on my beat!”
well hung
bottoms up
amesburystud should win 🙂
“Sir, I think it’s great that you’re into nude gymnastics, but this not the place to practice. And…..I can see you butthole.”
Just say “NO” to methamphetamine.
amesburystud U R the MAN LO very L !!
And if you look over here there are no stars BUTT you can see the black hole from here.
Hey, I can see Uranus from here
Hey, I can see Uranus from here
We heard there was a domestic disturbance, but we didn’t realize the officer on call was his wife.