A bearded fellow in a baseball cap positions himself stomach-down on his bed with a donut resting on his right ass cheek. We are overcome with indecision, regarding what we should do with our mouths. Do we lick all the way up his thick, fuzzy thighs and dive into those meaty cheeks? Do we take the donut and run? Or do we spit on his hole, rub our dicks along his crack and reach around to feed him this tasty delight?
None of the above, since sadly, this is only a picture. We just begin a round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: bear-kub69
Check out the full pic and last week’s winning caption below:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Congratulations to Ryan! We bet coach lined ’em up later like this.
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Which one do I eat first? Decisions, decisions …
eatable cock ring, nice
Breakfast in bed, and donuts too.
MMMM, beat you can’t take just one bite.
Sould be….Bet you can’t take just one bite.
Two holes are better than one!
Get your hole ready for my Krispy Kreme!
No Krispy, all Kreme!
Best diet choice, EVER!
Hmmm…tough decision for a gay cop….
You gotta flip me over if you wanna play ring toss.
Protien or carb? Damn decisions!!!!
would you like your bun with sprinkles or without?
Showing how he got the nickname “sweetcakes” for the visual learners among his Facebook friends.
Wondering who thought a donut needed a hole in it? Was it a very horny but lonely baker?
“Will that hole be to stay or to go?”
That’s the wrong kind of donut for your hemeroids.
have your cake and eat it too
dinner & dessert
AROD…america runs on Dunkins
Today’s donut selection: chocolate with sprinkles or vanilla with fur.
as if being a cop wasn’t hard enough……
that ass is SO sweet, it’s sprouting donuts!
Oh – it’s a two-holer! Now everything is satified!
This isn’t exactly what I meant when I said you had a sweet ass, but it works for me!!
he opted for a chocolate glaze, but really wanted cream-filled
He ordered a creampie instead of the cream-filled donut.
So many holes to choose from!
Yum dessert and I’m not talking about the donut 🙂
The donut hole is covered in sprinkles, my hole is covered in fur~~~mine is more filling and has less calories. And it’s better for you!
Donuts and asses served hot and ready daily!
Two holes, no waiting.
D’oh
*edible
Guess where the hole is?
i dont see the resemblance…..
2 holes are better than one!
Chocolate Starfish with Sprinkles
how to distract a gay cop!
everyone knows, you have to wait an hour after eating before rimming.
damn doughnuts go right to my ass…
Joey Fatone for Dunkin’ Donuts
“Fuck me! Pretty please, with sprinkles on top.”
Do-nuts, then ass
So many holes, so little time…
Homer Simpsons gay fantasy come true!
If you line up the holes you could try a double penetration!
A hole in a butt.
Tastes the same but with none of the calories!
No one can eat just one
I ordered a Donut hole, not a donut and a hole???
donuts are fattening, but if you just eat out the hole they have zero calories
I’m confused, which hole does the hot dog go in?
“The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole”
-Oscar Wilde
I don’t know about Oscar, but I’m all optimist with this. 🙂
This definitely explains the hair I found on my donut!
Well, the donut’s glazed, now let’s glaze my hole.
Breakfast of Champions…and a donut!
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY.
Two holes. No lines. No waiting
Breakfast! Oh and a donut
Mmmm, I love bun buns!
Pessimist see the donut, optimist see the hole.
‘if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it’
Which hole do I aim for sir?
Who says you can’t have your cake and eat it too?
And they say you can’t have your ass and eat it too.
Time to make the ho nut… and then I’ll have a donut.
Breakfast of champions…Now where do I insert my penis, I mean my spoon?
I wouldn’t normally eat a hole that’s chocolatey on the outside, but I’ll make an exception.
I keep missing the correct target
Mmmm . . . a furry muffin. With SPRINKLES!
When Frank heard there were cops near by, he pulled out the chocolate covered donut for bate.
Now which hole do I put it in…?
anything to attract a cop into bed
Hmmm…which ring do I tongue first?