You may not understand why this picture is appearing in our Caption This series. Exactly what does a Hulk Hogan action figure have to do with penis jokes and immature humor? Well, before we continue this conversation, it should be noted this is the cropped version of a full image. Above the pro-wrestler’s shiny, plastic biceps rests a very fleshy and phallic object. It may or may not be a penis…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision…
– Dewitt
To check out the full pic and last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
And here’s last week‘s winning caption…
Congratulations on the win, Thomasword!
Hulk Hogan, upset by his “shortcomings”, attempts a backbreaker on his opposition.
Brother! Whatchya gonna do?
And I thought Andre the Giant had a big dick!
‘Hulk Hogan: Story of a Size Queen’
Daddy’s little princess. Brook’s secret!
I thought Andre was a giant!
all i can say is i hope he won’t tear it like his shitrts
all i can say is i hope he won’t tear it like his shitrts
THIS is better than any 24″ pythons ANY DAY!!!
Works better than Viagra to get you up!
real inches, internet inches, or action figure inches?
U said it would weight more
Alright Piper, I got it in position, now put the condom on it so we can have some fun!
and you thought you were hung?
Wrestling just got gayer!
HULK SUCK!
Ha! Bingo.
Bring On The MMA !!
Hulk Hogan introduces a new product – Steroid Helper!
Hulk Hogan introduces a new product – Steroid Helper!
To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.
This is just a warm up for me!
Just like Campbells. Mmm Mmm Good!
Still in its oringinal packaging!
There’s no amount of man meat the Hulk can’t handle! Bring it on Brother!
Man, what a load!
“I lift things up and put them down!”
Just remember, always lift with your legs!
The Hulkster says Penis Mania!
106, 107, 108, 1….0….9……
Take that Rent-a-center!
Mine looked like that before the steroids, brother!
Mine looked like that before the steroids, brother!
The New Athletic Support
Dr. Hulk Hogan, plastic surgeon extraordinaire!
Can’t argue with the facts, steroids will stunt your growth.
or
The smaller the hand the larger the penis appears.
I think I found Brooke’s birthday present…
That’s a load off my shoulders
First I get it up, then I get it in!
If I can hold this up I can hold mine up!
“Clean and snatch”? More like “Clean and Dick”!
And you thought me pressing Andre The Giant was impressive?
“It takes two hands to handle a Whopper!”
To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.
Hulk Hogan shows off his friend’s 24 inch pythons…well, it’s not quite that big.
I CAN LIFT IT BETTER THAN VIAGRA!
source of all power
Let me see you swallow that Brother!!!
“Holding it against me was meant metaphorically” said Hulk.
“Holding it against me was meant metaphorically” said Hulk.