Get ready to work your funny bones until you're worn out, because it's time for another edition of Caption This. On this particular day, we have a man singing into a microphone, as one of his friends has an intimate moment with his crotch. A girl in the background looks on, laughing at their crazy antics.
In all honesty, I was a bit disappointed by last week's submissions, so you'll need to step it up this time around. And when I say "step it up", I mean don't make jokes about Adam Lambert. They're played out and a little too obvious. C'mon! You can do better than that…
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Awkward Boners
To see last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Its a duet
Is this thing on?
No that’s just another microphone in my pants, why don’t you try singing into it
“Some enchanted evening … when you find your true love …”
Is that a microphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
lol@brent
Look mommy, I can sing too!
“This is how you catch the gay”
Showtunes: making people cum together!
sad to say hes not even at the crotch hes at the knee
u suck i sing
I know I’ll be able to get on Glee now!
Here’s one way to hit the high notes!!
Sing Out, Louise! Now in. Now out. Now in. NOW You’ll be swell!
And I….. Will always force you…..
“I make her say, Oh, uh oh oh…”
C’m on, you said I could use the mike!!
I told you to use the Mic, not my husband, Mike…..
Actually, the proper distance to keep from a microphone is to keep it about a fist away. I think they should go for it that way.
Sir Dicks-A-Lot: You’ll get sprung.
Practicing American idol practice with Simon Cowell.
You suck at singing
You raise me up.
Robocop, fighting crime and bad karaokes with his integrated crotch-mic since 1987.
“I said use a stick mic, not Mike’s stick”
Instructions: Turn the mic on, test by blowing into it, and perform!
Warning: Highly addictive
see? This is why I can’t take you karaokeing with me, you suck too much.
Hit me with your best Cock..Fire away!
Grab a Mic and Sing with me!
Hey good looking, I’ll be back to pick you up later!