Whenever I'm feeling down during the day, I open up this photo of Logan McCree sucking cock. Unlike most of my favorite things, it's not the sexiness that cheers me up; it's the pure hilarity in his expression. After looking at this pic yesterday, I had an epiphany–it absolutely requires a caption. There's no question about it.
You guys are going to have to come a little harder this week. After only two of you managed to catch my reference last time, I'm highly disappointed. Make me proud this time around!
– Dewitt
To check out the full pic and last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Look Mom, Dicks Aren’t Just For Chicks!
A couple come to mind.
“You want me to what?!?”
“Okay, but I’m going to have a sore throat in the morning.”
Oh, and:
“I think my eyes are bigger than my mouth.”
“Oh, hi mom. We were just studying.”
“Taking ‘Gay Karaoke Night’ a bit too literal…”
Insert Tab B into Slot A. Exert force if necessary.
Cocksucking is a lot like karaoke. See how long I can hold this note? It’s all about breath control!
Do I have to milk the cow myself to eat my cereal?
Pardon the caps lock, it’s necessary.
AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEAAAAA WILL ALLLLLWAAAYS LOOOOVE YOOO-OOO-OOO-OO-UUU.
Here’s Johnny!!
“Simon Cowell told him to sing into the microphone again, but this time with more enthusiasm!”
“It’s just like prom night, you’ll have to streeeetch it out”
” I used to be scared of the dick, now I throw lips to the shit!”
“And it’s so tasty, too!” – On the set of Raging Stallion’s newest skin flick, a loose remake of “Lucy does a TV Commercial.”
If you say “AHHH” loud enough I can knock that swine flu right out of you!
“Ahhh!!
Monster!!!”
or
“Speak into the mic, Son”
Here’s two for you:
“But honey, I need help hitting the high note for the Glee Club auditions”
“Was that sing Super Freak or perform as a Super Freak”
“Can you hear me now? Good.”
a bit more to the right no left now a bit lower thanks
MOMMY WOW…im a big kid now!!!
Adam Lambert WISHES he were this talented!
Are you sure this is the real breath-a-lyzer machine? I’m not going to do this again!
“But Doctor….AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH…..this isn’t the same tongue depressor you used last time….AAAAAHHHHHHHH.”
+1 vote to victor 😛
“Papa, can you hear me?!”
“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.”
“Smile.
You’re on Cockèd Camera!”
Ummm.. This thing turned on? OK,… ALL BY MYSELF… DON’T WANNA BE…ALL BY MYSELF…..
I can haz cockburger?
but Doctor, that looks more like a rectal thermometer
I’m a little rusty..but I get the general idea…
“yes, your cock is big…but I just back my bare ass up against a cactus!”
“ON BROOOAAADDDWAYYYYY!!!”