Every now and then, the simplest picture leads to the most hilarious results in our Caption This contest. This shot is literally just a guy lifting his shirt and looking down. Is he checking out his own abs? Or is he making sure his dick is still there? We’ll let you fill in the blanks…
Leave a comment with your best caption, and you might be selected as next week’s champion! While you won’t technically win anything for your efforts, you’ll at least have bragging rights amongst your fellow readers. Plus, you’ll be able to put “Winner of Manhunt Daily’s Caption This” on your resume.
– Dewitt
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
No disrespect to Jake Cruise, because I’d totally fuck the hell out of him. Honestly, this caption would have been hilarious no matter who was in this picture. Congratulations, Blue_line_zero! You’re this week’s champion…
I remember leaving it right there…………………….
I told the surgeon I wanted an outie
I wonder if I can still do the Truffle Shuffle…
I wonder if I can still do the Truffle Shuffle…
And let me just check…..Whew, not pregnant.
And let me just check…..Whew, not pregnant.
And let me just check…..Damn, still not pregnant
(Didn’t think it through all the way before the last post, whoops)
mom always said” milk” would put hair on my chest and balls
Father can I still be an altar boy?
Why are you so hard down there?
THAT WAS A CHICK!
What would Jesus do?
I knew that TSA agent was not just feeling me up ………
…and I’ll bring the situation to the party.
Hmm….that preacher guy said this cross would burn me….well it DID make me hotter!
hmmmm… the Rogaine worked MUCH better on my head.
Maybe if I got it pierced…..???
Is it just me or does my crucifix look small in this?
Gee, I thought I was Jewish…let me double check lower; did my parents perform that briss?
He said I was a complete ass-hole, but it looks like I’ve got other parts, too…
Come on penis…I think I can, I think I can, I think I can……
The straight man: “Fuck yeah, I’m gonna get all the chicks…”
The gay man: “FUCK, I need to join Jenny Craig again…”
“Ahh….That feels so good!…..Hey!! Where did he go?”
when your done with the feet, the cock is just above bro….
Ohhh No not the TSA old man again fuck L0L
dose this cross make my boobs look big?
If I look long enough, I can see Mother Teresa’s face.
Father, Son, and Holy…
I think I can see Russia from my dick!
Who’s the blonde girl in that picture that got cut off?
One little, two little, three little chest hairs. Four little, five little…..
I swear it was there this morning!
Would it look better with a tattoo?
Looks like we got another Situation going on down there..
If I pull my shirt up like this, does it make me look gay?
Nipples for men?
Are you there God? It’s me, Chris Rockway…
Does this cross make my nipples look big?
After months of abdominal crunches, I can finally see my dick.
Nipples? check. Belly button? check. Penis? who’ll check???
oh no! what happen to my boobs!!!!
I just want this guy to date me. Screw the caption contest! Hecker0075 for the win!
I wanna ease on down my Happy Trail!
Sucking all that cock has finally paid off
Damn, I wish I could fuck myself!!
Damn those cool ranch Doritos.
Hahaha! truffel Shuffle FTW!
do i have a situation?
Does this necklace make me look fat?
you told me that chip was from a fat free bag!!
I”m too sexy for my shirt, wish it was pants on the ground
i hope thats not the ALIEN alien
Do i need to put a dollar sign in my name too now that i have jesus on my necklace-us-us-uzzz?
Explain to me again Father Patrick why I need to lift my shirt when I pray.
Okay…so if my gf’s pic is within a foot of my dick…it’s not gay if a guy blows me, right?
where are my cum gutters?
Yea the ‘roids worked but I really miss my balls.
good one!
Ohh wait I do have a belly button!!!!
“Do these red shorts make my penis look big?”