In the picture above, you can only see a bare leg and a mysteriously wooden box. That’s because you’re not seeing the full picture. A reader sent us this a while back, yet we unfortunately missed it due to inbox neglect (or something like that). Needless to say, when we opened the message, we literally LOL’d and put it aside for this week’s edition of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through to see the full pic and last week’s winning caption:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Lots of good ones! We went with Msguy78.
Jack in the box? More like fuckin’ the box!
25 cents for a ride
New version of Jack in the Box…cumming soon.
The second video of Justin Timberlake’s “Dick in a Box”.
IKEA is really catering to the gays with their new item “BJORN”.
The priests seem to really like the new confessional closets.
Sex toys go colonial with the new Pillory of Pleasure. Cumming soon : The Scarlet Masturbator!
This is *REALLY* what giving head is all about!
I’m sorry sir! I promise, no more wire hangers. EVER.
This is how I self suck!!
New glory hole!
“Table for two?”
changes the meaning of eating outof the box
(No caption, but I do know the pron vid that is taken from. Hot. As. Hell.)
*porn
just to change the twomeninfloriday’s quote a bit
Eating outside the box
what is the vid?
Aargh. I should have written I’ve *seen* the video it’s taken from. It might be Tag Punished. It was pretty hot. At Tag Adams in S/m scenarios always is . . . .
Funny, but not. Just saying.
love to play whack a mole
Drop deposit here ——->
don’t know how my head got here
This gives the phrase “I want head” a whole new meaning!
For my next trick, I will make you cum in my mouth before I escape from this wooden box!
Capture this!
New version of the gay stockade.
what a new twist on the old Salem stocks. Wonder what you have to do to get into those
Point, click,shoot
MEAT BOX … Lock the Protein in
Da da, da da da dadadada, da da, da da, da daaa da. Da da, da da, da dadadada, POP……Goes the Sucker.
And the next act on America’s Got Talent is…
Gloryholes: You’re doin it wrong.
Might as well suck myself off till the Magician puts me back together.
I asked for his head on a silver platter, but this will do nicely
Getting a head start before the party begins.
my first thought was “Polish glory hole” (I’m half Polish)….
Mecca licka thigh, licka heinie ho! (God I hope people get this. LOL)
Peek-a-boo
The best PEZ dispenser ever!
whack-a-mole 2012
“Dick In A Box” the Dyslexic version
what? explain
Please tell me that he cums with the box?
POP goes the wiener!
“bring out the gimp.”
Talk about “giving head”…no really…its just the fucking HEAD…
PeeWee’s Playhouse…Jambi was a character about a head in a box…this was his catch pharse…saying…n yes i get it…n yes i am getting…older…lol
What the rest of Cousin It was up to.
Gives “Going to the head” a whole new meaning.
Did he manscape himself a tilde?
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Now you’re thinking with portals…
Whack a HOLE
Now that’s how I like my “box”
Dude this magic trick sucks.
John didn’t realize that his boss said, “Start thinking outside the box,” and NOT “Lick and stick that dick in the box.”
tag tied
Thank you for getting the reference! As soon as I hit enter on this post I forgot that not everyone remembers Jambi or Pee Wee’s Playhouse…especially the ORIGINAL stage version he did with Phil Hartman when the show wasn’t really “popular”. Absolutely brilliant and hysterical!!
“Think” outside of the box
thing finaly comes out
heeeeere’s woody
How much wood could a wood chuck suck
if a wood chuck could suck wood