Here’s a picture of a guy wearing nothing but an apron! He’s down on all fours, poking his head into a washing machine (or dryer) while his buddy moves in to munch on his butt. As you might suspect, we screamed “CAPTION THIS” out loud as soon as we saw this image…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
With 34 votes, it looks like Bruce won this round!
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Hey look, I found a quarter!
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dammit i need to do some laundry now, join me someone
gimme your load
I said my tongue, Maytag!
Hates doing laundry but loves to help
Are you sure you put my Gstring in here?
Hey Joe, where do I put the creamed rinse fabric softner??
The tongue cycle
When I told you I like a clean bottom, I completely forgot about your OCD !!
(simultaneously) Wow, there’s room for a huge load in here!
No really, theres a 20 in there
Helping me finish up a load.
Human Centipede 3: The Appliance Sale
All we need now is Bounce…
Everything comes out in the wash.
I think we need to take your ass for a little spin…..
You’re right my whole head does fit in here!
I found our problem with the washing machi…. ohhhh now that’s what I call a rinse cycle
at least the shrinkage will happen to the unused head.
Sit and Spin Cycle
Wait! Let me get rid of the skid marks!
I guess I should ask him to check the lint trap more often…
You need to separate the cheeks. It’s gonna be a big load.
Ahhhh….so THIS is the FLUFF-dry setting!!!
This is the way to keep stains out of undies
Dinner AND Laundry? Check
it is stuck on the rim cycle, again.
Laundry Day is a very dangerous day. Especially if you wear a tongue ring.
*SNIFF SNIFF*……hmmm, it sure smells like Clorox and bleach in here!
“Are you sure this is how we anal bleach?”
I don’t think you’re gonna find the missing sock where you’re looking!!!
Are you SURE this is how Kelly Ripa started her career with ELECTROLUX ??!?!
Seems like this can handle both our loads….
Sure. Go ahead and use the Tide as lube.
You do my laundry, I’ll clean your kitchen.
Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
Sure beats doing a load by hand…
I finally got my hunky neighbor to eat my ass now if I could get my washing machine to stop eating my socks !!