What’s there to explain here? Some guy’s shoveling snow in the buff, looking back at us as the cold winter air blows against his bum. Outdoor nudity is usually a surefire way to get featured in our Caption This series, and that’s even more true in instances that involve extreme weather.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
While everyone else called “fake”, MichiganMan won this round with 11 votes.
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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…Ho!
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I lost my wedding ring getting out the car. The husband wasn’t happy.
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