You may remember a while back when I went through a fascination with humongous nipples. Well, today's caption-worthy lad has some eraser-sized nips that even I can't handle. As far as we can tell, he's fully dressed, but he has two holes cut out in his shirt for maximum nipple exposure. Was this really what they meant when they said, "If you got it, flaunt it"?
This one is just asking for captions. Bonus points for anyone who's thinking exactly what I'm thinking. Here's a hint–it involves a movie that rhymes with Peen Curls.
– Dewitt
To check out last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
My nipples are more erect than my penis
I AM NIPPLE MAN!!!!!!!
Reminds me of the scene from “Mean girls”. lol
At least you can wear tit-tops. I have MAN boobies.
I promised my partner if we adopted, I’d breast feed.
Someone’s in danger…My nipple sense is tingling…
My mom was a cow.
got milk
Meet Mega-nipplous! His super powers are cutting glass, and poking out eyes.
Envy girls??
>=)
Don’t laugh; I can’t tell you how many shirts I’ve ruined from lactating stains!