Oh no, someone poked a hole in Manhunt Daily! What are we going to do about this? Well, the answer to that question is quite simple–nothing. The only thing that's been poked through is Christopher Behrens' Penis Pokey book, and the resulting image was a little too risqué for our front page.
Yup, this is a fireman holding a hose, but not the kind that shoots water! Am I the only one who thinks this is worthy of a caption or two (or even twenty-seven)? You guys came up with some hilarious ones last week, and I have faith that you'll do me right on this one. Then again, I'd rather have that pokey penis doing me right about now…
– Dewitt
To check out the full pic and last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Captain, I think this hose is about to blow!
I “pulled it out” of the fire in just the nick of time.
size queen? me?
“Does my new handbag make my ass look fat?”
Firemen everywhere love the greatest nozzle ever! Brought to you by American-LePants. The First name in Fire Equipment!
Simply put, “HOSE ME DOWN!!!”
fire crotch
God save the flaming queen!
Well he said he could cum enough to put out a fire.
Water pressure must be low, it’s starting to go limp.
Unfortunately, Ted realizes just a little too late that THIS particular fire hose can only shoot every thirty minutes…
“What would I do with a Klondike bar? Give it so cream filling on the top!” lol.
I didn’t think this is what he meant when the chief asked me to hold his hose for him.
Ha! NewHusky wins this one, hands down. I’m not even gonna try to top that.
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