Here’s a bare naked twink in the doggystyle position, resting on the top of a picnic table. What are you supposed to do with him? Well, get your mind out of the gutter, because it’s time to dish out your biggest, hardest and most taint-shattering… um, caption.
Last week’s picture inspired a whole lot of LOL-worthy submissions, so we’re keeping our fingers crossed that this boy’ll get your funny bones functioning at full force. Do you have the winning caption for this week’s pic? Well, don’t just talk about it… prove it!
– Dewitt
To see last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Well played, Rick!
The first course is ready!
All You Can Eat Buffet!!!
cum and get it,meal’s on the table!
Smorgas-boi’d
“Let’s get this on the spit”…or…
“With sex, you get eggroll”
All you said was no ELBOWS on the table!
OH! This is for family pictures…my bad.
or
I can receive amazing reception if I just arch my back like this.
I thought you were bringing “Fried” Chicken
“Now just dip me in honey and throw me to the bears!”
you promised the TWINKIE Lion at the MGM Grand!!!
play that funky music white boy
I see you brought chicken…did anybody bring BEEF?
I’m eating healthy this week.
The sign said pick up after your dog. It never specified what kind of daw’g
“I brought the buns… who has the weiners?”
scat surprise from skinny scrawn on a plate
ewww its enough to make u want a fat womans poon
When the eastern european sluts mother said “set the table for lunch” he was so degraded by doing porn for £50 a movie (being from the Czech republic) that he thought lunch meant letting her eat his ass out
HAHAHHAHAA LOL @ poonanny’s last post that is SO classic
innit! totally pissin myself at that one… go poonanny
Twink meat is so gamey these days.
Look babe, this table came with an umbrella stand. Stick it in!
MMMM. someone brought a “twinkie” to share for dessert
“Coach, are you sure this is how I should dismount when I am done?”
Hmmm…what should I eat? I think I’ll “pick-nick”!!!!
And the winner of the 2010 “Bark at the Park Dog Show” is…
Get that dog off the table and into my bed!
Picnic for two.
Serves up to four people.
Looks good enough to eat off of or shag on…
After our skinny picnic lets skinny dip.
Female strippers jump out of cakes, he jumps out of baskets.
The NEW meaning of table dancing.
Kitchen counter-check, dining room table- check, office desk-check, next, the picnic table
Yes this table is big enough.
Best of both-romantic picnic and kinky sex
Isn’t this what you meant by “we’re having hot dogs for lunch?”
whats for lunch?? chocolate and apple juice
dinner is now being served!!
This is my idea of a picnic basket////
That’s quite a spread you put out for lunch!
“BONE apetite!”
And from the sporting category, this year’s Best in Show is…
“I keep telling him the groom goes on TOP of the cake, but he won’t listen.”
“I’m ready for my close up Mr. LaRue”
Best in Show
Hey BooBoo! Take a look in my pic-a-nic basket!
I’m all ready for the foot longs!
Well I did get Best In Show
Alas, poor Pavel’s “Wilderness Scout Manual” did not tell him how HIGH to climb for safety, and he was ravaged by the bears.
“master I am on the table now can i have some?” WOOF WOOF
The ULTIMATE PICNIC BASKET!
Tossed salad anyone?
Tossed salad for lunch…?
I *told* you everything was on the table!
“I see they have hors d’oeuvres at this years company picnic, but where are the cock-tails?”
I see the buns and the ribs, but where’s the beer?
Stay Fido…GOOD BOY!! SUCH A GOOD BOY!!!
Who wants a S’more?
the prefect pick nick hot dogs and buns
Hey Hey Boo Boo,!
So, that’s what was in Mr. Ranger’s pic-n-nic basket ! 🙂
Please be careful kids, don’t stain the tablecloth………
HAS ANYONE SEE WHERE THEY PUT THE SAUSAGE FOR MY BUNS ???
Hey Boo Boo, Reach into my picnic basket
Anyone want a pickle to suck on for a while?
or
Anyone need cream in there coffee?
Introducing….Manhunt’s new line of tablecloth holders!
Coming this fall to Bravo — from the producers of TOP CHEF — it’s BOTTOM CHEF!
how to get the best reception on the i-gay 4 my bad i met the i phone 4
His girlfriend didn’t quite know what he meant when he said he preferred to go al fresco over eating out.
Since it looks like he has some kind of medal on my caption is….”We now present the winner of Best in Show”
Everyone knows chicken is a staple at every picnic.
UBU Productions new mascot
“Sit UBU Sit, Good Dog”
“Here Boy!!!” “Here Boy!!” “Nice Boy!!!!!!”
My doctor did say I should eat more white meat.
So to make a sandwhich… step one
this should be an interesting family picnic, i brought the meat…..
Who knew the picnic was BYOB…
Bring Your Own Bottom!
looks like dinners almost ready
SQUIRREL !!!
No shirt, but shoes = Service!
Dig in.
BEST IN SHOW!
that’s what I call a centerpiece 🙂
Doggy, Off the table!
Just put your dick in… SQUIRREL!!!!
when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! When life gives you a Full Blown Twink you make…?