You can’t see it in the cropped version, but the man in the picture above has a plastic soda bottle shoved up his ass… Um, welcome to another round of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
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There were some clever captions, but the simplicity of suntango‘s spoke to us.
Where does the 5 cent deposit come out?
I know it looks like a soda bottle but honestly its a very posh read whine that needs to be wormed to “body temperature”.
I know it looks like a soda bottle but honestly its a very posh read whine that needs to be wormed to “body temperature”.
Does that make my ass look big?
Bottoms up
Bottoms up
I said put your Cock in ,not Coke, dumbass.
I said put your Cock in ,not Coke, dumbass.
This gives new meaning to “I’ll bust a cap in your ass.”
Pepsi sales plummeted when people finally found out the secret ingredient.
And now to swallow the Mentos!
A whole (or hole) different way to “pop” a cherry
The best part is, because it’s diet, my asshole won’t get fat and flabby but stay tight and firm.
This little piggy went to market …
Have a Coke and a smile!
That is one SWEET sound system setup….wait! Hey that guy has a soda bottle shoved up his ass!
Lost without his dildo, he decided to “recycle, renew, reuse and repurpose” what was he found in his blue bins
Enjoy Coca-Cola
These new vending machines make me really thirsty.
Bottles up boys!!
Last weeks should have been ‘rim-ember me lucky charms’
This weeks ‘I couldn’t find a cork or a…’
Last weeks should have been ‘rim-ember me lucky charms’
This weeks ‘I couldn’t find a cork or a…’
when you said you would be right back, keep it loose i did not figure you would use THAT
when you said you would be right back, keep it loose i did not figure you would use THAT
Cherry Coke, please.
Nothing like a 7up up up!
It’s important to recycle or the wildlife will get tangled up in our litter!
It’s important to recycle or the wildlife will get tangled up in our litter!
“Now I don’t have to rush to the toilet anymore!”
“Now I don’t have to rush to the toilet anymore!”
Re-duce, Re-use, Re-cycle….Re-lax.
And now we begin Chapter 23 of “Tales from the E.R.”
Okay do you believe me now when I said I need a wide / thick cock to satisfy me and can handle yours?
I’ll have a Sierra Fist, please.
I’ll have a Sierra Fist, please.
I’ll have a Sierra Fist, please.
If this dispenser isn’t working properly, please call 1-800-COKE for a refund.
If this dispenser isn’t working properly, please call 1-800-COKE for a refund.
“I thought you said you wanted to do some coke off my ass?”
Now that’s a pop-top….
Make 7 Up Yours!
Either learn how to spell or how to proofread before you post something for all the world to see!
Has anybody seen my drink?
All I need is a Diet Coke and some Mentos!!!
recycling is not always easy – but it can be fun!!
The doctor was not prepared when he told his client. “Just let everything you have bottled up” out, you’ll feel better.
He wanted something to wash down the cereal from his earlier scene :^p
Screw high-tech…what we have here gentlemen is a low-end drink dispenser
still tighter than most bottoms on manhunt
Same great taste half the calories
I’d like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I’d like to take it in my arms
And keep it company
That’s the song I sing
Doh! Change arms to ass. Silly me.
Popping his cherry.
“I’m a pepper, he’s a pepper, she’s a pepper, we’re a pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?”
Well Doc, I had set my drink down beside me while I went to the bathroom, and I guess I fell asleep and slipped off the toilet and fell on the bottle.
(Those of you in the medical field know you have heard that story too many times in the ER. Yeah right. LOL)
Well Doc, I had set my drink down beside me while I went to the bathroom, and I guess I fell asleep and slipped off the toilet and fell on the bottle.
(Those of you in the medical field know you have heard that story too many times in the ER. Yeah right. LOL)
Doc I figured this would make the prostate exam easier
Doc I figured this would make the prostate exam easier
Same coke taste, zero calories!
now i dont fell so bad about that thick meat i had earlier
“My pussy tastes like pepsi-cola”
thats stupid
thats stupid
It’s important to rember…”please remove cap before recycling”.
Another hazing incident gone too far.
Another hazing incident gone too far.
The 2013 model of twink comes standard with a drink holder.
Is it in yet?
I want my quarters back!
Until the advent of mechanization, plastic bottle making was a labor intensive job.
Until the advent of mechanization, plastic bottle making was a labor intensive job.
Kegel exercises for the overachiever!
warning…don’t keep things bottled up
warning…don’t keep things bottled up
warning…don’t keep things bottled up
Want a Fanta dont you want a wanta fanta
Want a Fanta dont you want a wanta fanta
Want a Fanta dont you want a wanta fanta
Tastes great! MORE filling!
Tastes great! MORE filling!
Tastes great! MORE filling!
Coke now comes in its newest flavor… chocolate cherry!
that’s some vending machine!
Things go better with Coke.
why does every egg i lay end up looking like a coke bottle?!
Re-duce, Re-use, Re-cycle, but most importantly here… Re-lax.
Now its purified !
I guess he didn’t mean literally when he told me to shove this diet soda up my ass…?
He took the Pepsi Challenge, but his Butt chose Coke.
My car didn’t come with a cup holder so ……….
My car didn’t come with a cup holder so ……….
soda pop my cherry
soda pop my cherry
HAPPY NEW REAR!!
HAPPY NEW REAR!!
HAPPY NEW REAR!!
HAPPY NEW REAR!!
HAPPY NEW REAR!!
Has Anyone Seen My Soda?
Coke, the pause that refreshes.
Coca Cola bottles now come in ribbed for extra pleasure
Bottle return machine : I do not accept this brand….
Tire of cold winter? Try this new instant heater. Drink hot, au naturale.
Tire of cold winter? Try this new instant heater. Drink hot, au naturale.
Ghetto Butt Plug