Gay porn star Derrick Hanson is wearing a jockstrap and sitting on a football. Need I say more? No. The answer to that question is “no”. In fact, I go out of my way to say as little as possible in the opening of these Caption This posts, out of fear that I might give you a genius idea. <– See all these words? They are there, but I’m saying absolutely nothing.
So, uh, if you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Bound Jocks
Click through for last week’s winning caption:
Don’t look at us like that! It was the most popular caption. Congrats, LuvManFurr!
TOUCHDOWN..!!!!!
Through the Uprights!
and the ball is good!
“Tebowing” Mahnunt Style!
I’ve been told with enough determination and lube, that anything is possible.
Practicing to be a wide receiver.
now that’s a tight end
Better buy the EXTRA large jar of lube!!!
Can’t you see I’m ready to burst!? Look at this nutsac!
FUCK ME ALREADY!
“With just seconds left on the clock, Jimmy had to find a way to sneak the ball into the endzone for the winning touchdown.
…and then he remembered his days in county jail.”
Because fisting is for wimps.
The Statute of Liberty play is so 5 minutes ago…
Wide receiver in training .
Butt plugs for Sport fans, the basketball ones a bitch
It takes balls to do this job.
Derrick, found an interesting way to crack nuts!
one of nine
Is it true this thing will hatch in just 24 days?
Now if I could only get inside his “end zone”…
God might not have given him any arms, but he sure did give him an impressive set of balls.
Block That Punt…any way you have to
Alien birth
I said “Field Goal, Not Fill My Hole !!”
“Damn, if you can get your drills done you may be better suited as a TIGHT END.”
That’s not what we meant when we said “sit on the ball!”
Gives a whole new meaning to wide receiver.
Hey Coach! I told you I could block a kick!
If I get this in I will be one of the PATRIOTS!!!!!!
If I’m going to get slapped with an Illegal Celebration Penalty I’m going all out.
Think they got my tight end position mixed up with wide receiver…..OMG
4 and 30…Hope they dont find the ball!!
I don’t think this is what coach meant when he said ”wide receiver…”
I think I can….. I think I can….. I think I can…..
I think Coach lied . . . this isn’t gonna help my hemorrhoids at all.
Finally, I was feeling constipated.
There’s already a baseball bat in here.. Basketball is next!
Is this what they mean by “In the end zone” ?
There’s no crying in baseball, but there’s probably a little in football…
Rejected Superbowl Halftime Show.
This is more interesting than Madonna’s half time show.
Who needs latex condoms, when you have pig skin?
See I told you all those BIG DICKS in the ass would pay off !!!
There you go coach, our ball’s not flat any more.
After trying for years, rob did, in fact, lay that egg he had wanted for so long.
if you hatch it they will cum
Lets take Wide Receiver to a Whole New Level.
Backfield in motion!
After “H” failed, Rick wondered if they made Preparations “I”, “J”, or “K”.
Practicing the new “quarterback sneak”
I’m only a tight end on the field…
the one situation where you want lucy to take away the football
This little piggy went…. where?
“Laces OUT, Marino!!”
I think I can, I think I can…
May I have more lube Sir?
Iluvcumgutrs
It looks like he’s giving birth to Stewie Griffin!
hot4dudes
Maybe i will finally get the Quarterback i Have his ball he going to want it back
Practicing for the Penn State tryouts
The Tebow Award…. Way better than the Heisman..
Tebow told me it would work!
Introducing, the Tebow-trap!
geronimo!
Well remember when Martha Stewart shoved a turkey up her ass on SouthPark!??!?!? Well it is the same thing!
Well remember when Martha Stewart shoved a turkey up her ass on SouthPark!??!?!? Well it is the same thing!
Well remember when Martha Stewart shoved a turkey up her ass on SouthPark!??!?!? Well it is the same thing!
… and the Packers tee up the ball for the beginning of the second half …
Usually its a baseball bat but this looks thicker