Caption This: Sneak Attack

Upon first glance, you may not even notice why this picture’s worthy of our Caption This series. Then it’s so obvious, you hit yourself for not seeing it at first! That guy on the left? He’s definitely sticking his hand down his friend’s pants. Most likely, he didn’t realize a camera was present, resulting in a magical moment that’s simply made for hilarious commentary.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Photo via: manchic

To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:

It was a tough call, but this round went to Jayceex69!

64 thoughts on “Caption This: Sneak Attack

  1. A rare sighting of the elusive Winnie-the-Poo bear with his hand caught in the honey jar.

  2. Tom learned that being the 5th wheel on a double date always means someone eventually gets shoved in the trunk.

  3. Goddammit Bill! Why would you leave a bottle of krazy glue next to a bottle of lube!?

  4. Told you it would be easy to find parking with you along, may have left my keys in the ignition though.

  5. The newest way to cheer up your mate after a loss of your favorit soccor team

  6. excuse me… i am here to frisk your butt for any suspicious belongings before boarding that bus.

  7. Ventriloquist Tom waits for the bus with his full size dummy and three friends….

  8. Now damnit Joe, you know the bus is exact change only! What’d you go and put it up here for?

  9. A sleuth of bears out of their native habitat. Look! One of them is beginning his mating ritual.

  10. sh sh sh  it’s the cops .
    don’t worry I’ll do the talking !!
    said the Jeff Dunham wanna be

  11. Green hoodie: FRED! I told you in the hotel how to put the plug in, but as always you don’t listen..ugh..

    Fred: I think I got in now…

    Green Hoodie: Hrm… are you sure?

  12. Play it cool guys, and no one will notice the two of you lost the key to those handcuffs you also used as a cockring.

  13. when you asked, “can i grab a butt?” i thought you wanted a cigarette, but this will do just fine.

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