Welcome to another round of Caption This! Today’s image features a beefy gentleman (with a great ass) posing in front of a toilet made of snow. It’s safe to assume that his nipples were very hard at the time this picture was taken, although that’s pretty irrelevant for your mission…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through for last week’s winning caption:
There were some good ones, but SkyRussell won this fair and square.
I hate when the toilet seat is cold
Damn! How do you flush this thing?
Damn this cold weather, I cant find it!
This is what I get for being into “polar” bears.
So wheres my Snow Bidet?
Who wants a golden slushee?
Come check out what Frosty left in here!
i pee icicles…..
I really likes this pics
If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
Even the tough economy’s reached the Fortress of Solitude…
forget the caption, check that ass out
Dat ass, damn. But seriously…
“I can’t put the seat down if it’s frozen up, right?”
Thank god, I don’t have to shit
Don’t eat yellow snow.
Thank God the avalance left this behind…
Thank God the avalanche left this behind…
Let me warm up those buns…..
Need to piss after fucking Frosty….
Frank’s new plumbing had a lot to do with his unfortunate snowballs.
Where’s my personal urinal wheni need it
I guess Frosty the Snowman “isn’t” coming back someday!
Frozen gold!
When I said I got the piss chills, I didn’t mean this!
….. and it’s OK to leave the seat up !
A real “meat” cooler…
And the Iceman cummeth…
coldstream.
Big Ed gets tired of guys pissing their names in the snow, and shows them something really impressive…
that big beefy fucker is hot from the back end!
I always said I would do anything for that Klondike Bar.
You are supposed to be helping me look for my dick. NOT staring at my ass dude!
This toilet really blends in with the decor.
At what temperature does piss freeze?
“I hate it when I melt the toilet seat…”
Shrinkage sure makes it hard to aim.
Is that frost on that turd?
Nevermind the caption…ASS.
“About 8″ came down hard last night. It’s snow joke!”
I always take my shirt off when i pee on an ice block
help guys…. my dick is stuck to the bowl…….. that’s what i call a piss-hard!