In preparation for Fourth of July weekend, we thought we’d devote today’s edition of Caption This to three dudes with sparklers up their butts. While we don’t recommend trying this at home, we do recommend coming up with a hilarious caption for all this mayhem and foolishness.
It’s been two weeks since our last contest, so we apologize you had to wait so long to find out the winner. Of course, all the submissions were so good that it might have been excusable to take our time choosing the best. What do you think–did the winner make you laugh? If not, try and come up with something better for this week’s pic!
– Dewitt
To check out the previous winning caption, follow the JUMP:
It isn’t gay if its not cock 😛
It isn’t gay if it’s not cock
“Under 6″ gets a sparkler”
Get more “bang” for your butt or
Get more “fire” for your cracker
its a hot time with a flamer
I guess the waiter was right when he said these wings would make your ass burn.
A visual representation of what you will feel later on tonight 😉
BANG and the straight is gone!
What a bunch of flaming a-holes!
How birthdays are celebrated at Manhunt Headquarters.
“Like I said, we are shit-glitter gay.”
Damn if Pork ‘n Beans don’t get us every time!
i said i wanted to put some sparkle in to my life but this is going a bit to far
We just hope we don’t fart or we’ll blow our asses off!!
Now Testing: Radical new methods of manscaping those hard to reach areas, number 84.
I told you “that really burns my ass”
are you sure this is how to “pop” our cherry?
Now remember, DON’T fart!
How Johnny Knoxville and the JackAss Boys got their start!
#2
When Tinkerbelle flies out my butt…
It’s all fun and games til someone burns a chode…
Time to blow the candles. Who wants to go first?
ITS BURNING MEN! ASSLELUIA!!
Didn’t you ask for 3 flaming bottoms for your birthday?
Yes the burning is normal
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
Somebody better get the Preparation H ready…
… watch this space for next years birdman rally…. and no that tingling feeling the next morning is NOT an std
“There’s a Fire in My Hole Tonight”
“Only Your Love (Can Put Out the Fire in My Hole)”
“There’s a Love Burning in My Hole”
“No Hope For My Burning Hole”
“Fireworks in My Hole”
I told you those habeneros would get us in the end
“And boom goes the dynamite”
Flaming Asses
what str8 men think it means to be a flamer
Damn it guys, I just realized I opened the dynamite box not the sparklers.
“Look mama…I’m a real fairy now!!!”
Clearly they ate at a gay Mexican resturant.
Latest Hollywood remake with a gay twist… “Asses of Fire”
I told them to go easy on the jalapenos!
Is this what Rob Lowe meant about St Elmo’s Fire?
This is not what I meant when “I said I wanted to go to Burning Man”
Or
Now we see who ate my beans.
That’s the kind of penetration that’s gonna burn tomorrow…
You are supposed to inhale poppers, not drink them! Dumb asses!
This is Ricky Martin’s REAL inspiration for the song “She Bangs”!
Well really, when you think about it, what good is just blowing smoke outta your ass?
Hey Number 3 you’re not doing it right!!!!
Some people will do ANYTHING to be in Manhunt’s 4th of July “Caption This” photo!
Damn, that ass is SMOKIN’!
Dragon’s breathe?
“Does this sparkle with everyone?”
“Sunshine!”