Today’s selection for Caption This is the best we’ve had in a long time. Three young men take a break from their hot tub (?) action to shove hoses up their butts and play “human fountain” with one another. For reasons no one at Manhunt headquarters understood, a bright red telephone sits in the foreground, practically begging for you to tell the story of its inclusion.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Lots of good ones, but we’re giving this round to Hugh!
The new aqua boy fountain was a real blast!
I warned you I had a case of the squirts!
“Motel 8 is proud to offer complimentary enemas to make your hustlaball stay all the more enjoyable.”
Oh yeah? Well look what my ass can do?
The busy weekend at the enema bar…2 for the price of 1″
E.T, phone, hose……..
You can’t dial the phone that way!
Testing the new fountains at the Bellagio Hotel can kind of a be a bummer…
THAR SHE BLOWS!
You know, filling up the hottub this way could take a long time.
A hole so clean you can drink from it
Interesting birdbath you got there
Who else wants to help heat up the hot tub?
Holy hot tub, Batman. I told you not to call when my friends were over.
No wonder the water looks a little murky…
I told you I wasn’t blown out yet!
So this is what you mean by “making it rain”?
Ok, Matt, hand me the phone. You’ve finally convinced me to call the pool boy to come and clean out the pool.
Call shark tank! Looks like we’ve invented a brand new way to douche!
There are easier ways to get to the moon…
That ass is definitely ready to be fucked.
Vladimir was never far from the emergency phone
So what?!! My Brita broke!
Ha! You missed me!
i wish for…
When the hotel website said the bathroom was luxuriously equipped with water features, i wasn’t expecting an old phone and a couple of gay bellboys….
The cupid fountain seems to be broken
So this is how your hot tub water gets so warm?
the fire department has developed a new fire fighting method, waiting for the first deployment
“ARGH! I am NEVER drinking tap water in Mexico EVER again!”
Guys! I ordered a golden shower.
This is from an old Falcon Video. His boyfriend is away on business and he has a couple of friends over. B/F has to come back early and calls to tell him he is at the airport on his way home. You should see some of the gushers that come from these boys assholes.
PLEASE shove a butt plug up my ass and make me cummmmmm, pull out the plug just as I start to cummmmm ( incidentally, for those who have never tried it, it makes for a mind blowing orgasm, you will end up on the ground with involuntary spasms as the water shoots out)
In this economy, getting a colonic can be pricey,
I wondered what the “water sport” part of the Fire Dept. tryout was.
In one side and out the other!
Wait-a-sec! I thought you said the Trevi Fountain was in Rome, Italy?!?!
Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.
I spent all my time learning to do this instead of getting a cordless phone.
This is what really happens when you are put on hold with any customer call station.
First one to knock the phone off the hook gets fucked!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!! 😉
Chat when you want, for as long as you want with unlimited local and regional calling plus unlimited long distance across the U.S. and to Canada and Puerto Rico.
This is a douche-fetishist sex-line that really commits.
BackYard Abortion at its Finest
I’ve always heard the expression, “Blow it out yer ass”, but that’s not what I had in mind.
Yes, Mr.Obama, the rockets are ready and aimed!
The red neck sprinkler…
Hallelujah. It’s men raining.
The firebrigade called & need some help putting out a warehouse fire downtown, guys! You up for it?
“Acqua di Gio” ad concept that got rejected.
Please only drink bottled water…….