A guy sticks his dick in a hole. More specifically, he sticks his dick through the hole where you’re supposed to put your face, in a painting of a man and a woman captured in the stocks. He’s got a nice mushroom head and a thick, dark bush, and not so surprisingly, he is the subject of today’s round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Check out the full pic and last week’s winning caption below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
BigDawg2020 went nerdy with this one, and we liked it.
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My wife always told me not to be a dickhead. But I always prove her wrong.
this is what I get for pissing outside on the sheriffs roses???
Good one.
What are you in for, Dick.
Does it really get longer when you tell a lie?
Why is it the pretty faced guys always ends up just being dickheads that get me into trouble?
This was your punishment for being a Lesbian if you lived in Salem during the witch trials..
I may have mouthed off, but you were too Cocky….
A prison glory hole.
Socrates taught Plato…Plato taught Aristotle…Aristotle taught Alexander the Great
I know you’ve been screwing pinocchio so don’t even try to lie to me!!!
Let’s face it “Dick”, we are in big trouble!
This glory hole gives a whole new meaning to sucking face!
do these stocks make my nose look big?
Just my luck, Stuck here and now they have put this dickhead next to me!
I’m with Dickhead
pfffttt wat a dick face!!!
I figured, “I already have the Scarlet Letter on me, may as well go big or go home!”
Russia 2013
porno photoshop 101: junior high level
I told you…if you act like a dick we’re going to get in trouble!!!!
The punishment for kissing in public is pretty stiff!
“Hey. Yeah, you–lady with the ugly hat….. Now honestly–does this thing make my ass look fat?”
“Snow? Tonight? It’s times like these I really miss my foreskin…..”
“Goodwife Jones they hanged. Goodwife Smith they burned at the stake. Me I end up dying a slow painful death from a stiff neck after spending the weekend with this dickhead.”
“No, I’m not in any position to give you a reach-around. Oh, and all these splotches had damn well better be from the vegetables they threw at us or come Monday I swear I’ll rip your balls off myself.”
“I just hope you learned your lesson and just MAYBE next time you’ll take five minutes to shave your ballsack and do a little manscaping before posting a threeway ad on Craigslist Mister quit-complaining-nobody-sees-it-but-you!”
No, I’m not going to pull your finger…….
Note to self: Fact-check future captions for accuracy.
how do i reach that from here