A muscular lad arches his back in a jockstrap, as three innocent teddy bears look down from a shelf above. Is he trying to seduce them? Or is he trying to seduce you? It’s not quite clear, but you can take your best guess in today’s edition of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
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Well played, Jay! You’re this week’s winner.
lol what kind of grownass man has teddy bears
Cubs, cubs, cubs, All I get are cubs!!!!
I knew I shouldn’t have taken this pic at my moms house.
Uh, dont even think about. I ain’t Goldie Locks.
Oh Holy hell what a HOT dude!!!
The Council of Three have convened; Bear approved. You may rise.
Care Bears
i need some bears to fuck me good
looks like a bare bear to me
Which bear had the spy cam again? damn!
This isnt the way i remember Goldilocks being told !?!
I bet Goldilocks had more fun with the 3 bears than I’m having here
… and this little bear was too horny.
no we are looking for Goldie Locks not Golden showers
Hello kitty!
The struggle to determine who was cutest continued long into the night.
Is this how I present to the bears?
Randy, Paula and Simon give their critique on “American Fetish”.
Them three teddy bears ain’t the only thing that’s gonna be stuffed before the night is done!
I’ll never blink
I’ll take the jock that’s in stock, please…
But only bears turn me on.
Latest Congressional resignation notice…
Thanks to Teddy, all this makes life” bearable”…..
Someone is trying to seduce the wrong type of bear…
“Look here little cubs; this is the beefy bear you’ll turn into when you’re all grown up.”
“Sweet Jesus, he’s got that look in his eye again! I’m sure I don’t have to remind you boys what he did to Teddy Ruxpin last week…”
Planking is getting ridiculous.
Now where is my daughter’s diary…..
And it is unanimous! The judges give him 3 WOOFS!
Bear collection complete.
IF YOU CAN’T BE AN ATHLETE BE AN ATHLETIC SUPPORTER!!
GO BEARS !!
SEE THE BEARS … ACT LIKE BEARS …BEEEEEE BEAR
ME HAVE BEAR FETISH . I BEND OVER FOR ALL BEARS !!
ME HAVE BEAR FETISH . ME BEND OVER FOR ALL BEARS !!
Glad to see my wit is not wasted! Let’s see if I can make it two weeks in a row…….
After making it off the shelf, Trucker Bear looks to help the others escape from the clutches of the evil Twink.
I wonder which bear is just right for my ass
Guys, does this jock make my ass look big???
Front row seats… are you guys ready for the show?