This guy clearly didn’t get the memo that you shouldn’t try shoving a baseball bat up your ass unless you’re a professional. Thanks to him, it’s time for another round of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
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Congratulations, brian4peace! You won so hard.
A republican batting cage owners secret wet nightmare.
A republican batting cage owners secret wet nightmare.
“I was told I needed more practice with the bat.”
u said: “take that bat and shove it up your ass” it’s your fault! now help me out of this!
What? Dad said I should take up sports…
What? Dad said I should take up sports…
What? Dad said I should take up sports…
What? Dad said I should take up sports…
A League of His Own
A League of His Own
A League of His Own
A League of His Own
“hmm…well, the rest of this should be a piece of cake.”
“hmm…well, the rest of this should be a piece of cake.”
“Where are your pro-active buddies when you need them?”
Um, um good!!!
Mikey likes it!
I was told this was a “Louisville plugger”
Dad always greased his bat up before going to game.
Dude! That’s not how you hit a homerun!
Dude! That’s not how you hit a homerun!
the bat is for baseballs, not for a hole in one, think you got your sports mixed up
And he’s deep into center field!
And he’s deep into center field!
And he’s deep into center field!
And he’s deep into center field!
is it in yet????
batter up!
Batter up…..my ass!!!!!
Why do they always ask ME to gauge these things??
Meanwhile in the batter’s cage…
Where can I get one of those for my fish tank and how long can I keep him out of the water?
I’ve heard of “batshit” but….
Damn I knew I shouldn’t of eaten that smurf!
Looks like a home run, to me.
I heard that there was a talent scout in the house see there is another use for a bat
I heard that there was a talent scout in the house see there is another use for a bat
i said to fill your ass with boy BUTTER, not batter!
i said to fill your ass with boy BUTTER, not batter!
In Louisville this is a circle jerk.
Wrong picture…that was last week’s photo.
You should see what I did with the game ball 🙂
You should see what I did with the game ball 🙂
You should see what I did with the game ball 🙂
So there I was was taking a shit, and this damn bat started coming out!
You said you could take on the whole team. I didn’t realize you meant their equipment too!
You wait till you see what he does in Football season!
Not the right tool for a hole in one, but close enough.
so this is 5th base
homo run
Lollipop Lollipop / Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Swinging for the fences.
Swinging for the fences.
PLAY BALL!!! (Sometimes simple is best. lol)
PLAY BALL!!! (Sometimes simple is best. lol)
PLAY BALL!!! (Sometimes simple is best. lol)
Is he considered a pitcher or a catcher?
Is he considered a pitcher or a catcher?
Is he considered a pitcher or a catcher?
I’m a switch hitter
I play for both teams
When I said “Go Deep Infield” I didn’t men THAT !
When I said “Go Deep Infield” I didn’t men THAT !
“if you filled it, he will cum” – field of dreams reference
“Well what was the ball doing up there in the first place?!?”
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Sexy guy & pic too.
“Well what was the ball doing up there in the first place?!?”
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Sexy guy & pic too.
When fisting just isn’t enough!!!
The Benchwarmer meets the Batwarmer
I’m not a pitcher or a catcher – I’m a batter.
I’m not a pitcher or a catcher – I’m a batter.
Batter Up………
’nuff said.
Batter Up………
’nuff said.
This all started as a deep throat demonstration
but coach said I need to work on my “follow through”
WOW that spicy aluminum always shoots right through me
WOW that spicy aluminum always shoots right through me
WOW that spicy aluminum always shoots right through me
7th Inning Stretch
it’a a baseball player…. on a stick.
just like pulling a rabit out of the Hat. I can pull a bat out of my ass.
I didn’t know what he meant by “batting practice!”
I didn’t know what he meant by “batting practice!”
There is no crying in Baseball
There is no crying in Baseball
Batter Up!
Batter Up!
The origin of the phrase “Stick Up Your Ass” finally revealed.
The origin of the phrase “Stick Up Your Ass” finally revealed.
“illegal lube on the bat…great for hitting spit balls”