A muscular, tattooed gentleman looks out of the window with a pair of tiny binoculars. He is naked. And his dick is stuffed up another man’s butt… That’s the general gist of the image for today’s round of Caption This, courtesy of gay porn stars Sebastian Young and Leo Forte.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Str8 to Gay
See this week’s pic and last week’s winning caption below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
The people have spoken, and KBJ was the clear winner.
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If you think our fucking is good, you should see our neighbors
…And they say that Birdwatching isnt fun….
The Red Coats are coming! The Red Coats are coming! I’m fucking coming!
Keep your head down i can’t see the neighbor.
Oh look, John and Carl are finally taking down their Christmas decorations.
Your ass is a great hideout!
Abner, come look! The new neighbors are movin’ in! [bewitched]
I’m not gay, but lets find someone for a three way ?
The neighbor’s wife looks so hot. I swear I’m not gay. I swear I’m not gay.
See I told you the old gal across the street would faint.
thrust,thrust,,thrust,thrust,thrust — Morse Code Fucking! The new craze sweeping the nation.
He really really liked to watch
Jesus christ this trick is boring. OOOooooh he looks good though!
Damn dude, when we fuck in this position…I can truly see Uranus!
There’s no need for a look out, I told you my boyfriend would’nt be home for hours….
I told you my badge was bigger than your badge…..
Hold still man, I’m trying to copy what he’s doing.
Your OK, but I see a better ass across the street.
“Keep a look out, the cops are probably coming to arrest me again”
Hey!! Look!!! Romney is getting fucked again!!!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I see that someone left the blinds open in the men’s changeroom at the Y again… 🙂
Keep your head down Bitch! I can’t see the game on the bar’s large screen TV…
You know, you wouldn’t have to use binoculars if you just sprang for cable, (you cheap, sexy bastard)…
We’d better finsh up soon, they’re already playing the into to RuPaul’s Drag Race, (and I don’t wanna miss out on who get eliminated like last week)…
Always on the lookout for the next big thing!
What color car did you say your wife drove?
always looking for new meat!
couldn’t we have just bought the manual to make sure we are doing this right!
Wow dude, you really do make a great tripod!
Doesn’t your wife drive a red BMW?
Columbus wasn’t the only one to discover the “New Land”
Detective Johnson, this is the best stake out EVER!!!
Go a bit gentler I can’t steady the binoculars to see the perp clearly
“Look, Sarge… my semaphore code is a bit rusty, but I’m SURE this is what the message said, and… oh, LOOK! It repeats!”
I think they just elected a new pope … I think I see white smoke !!
The best compromise between date night and watching the fights.
With the power off, I have to stay aroused by getting my porn from watching the neighbors.
I spy something…big!
A little to the left.. a little more… now up…. STOP!! This is what happens when YOU forget to pay the cable bill and we have to watch the neighbors tv.
“Abner…Abner…Old Darin is fucking New Darin!”
I can see Alaska from here….
your eyes are two blocks away
gaynoculars
Just think,They think we are only doing this because we are undercover!!!!
Neighborhood Watch: It’s a dirty job but someone has to keep the neighborhood safe 😉
Looking at you looking at me
Oh, look, Mormon missionaries
Yeah, you’re right. It does look like rain.
Nice line, but lacks originality as the concept/comment was used earlier below “Doesn’t your wife drive a red BMW?”
I see London, I see France, now let me into your fucking pants {:^)
Y’know that garden looks like the one I woke up in last week after my last blackout hookup
“It’s not cheating if I can still see my wife”
Officer Young and Officer Forte enjoyed playing hide and seek with their night sticks!
Hey friend, won’t you be my neighbor?
This stake out is straight up bullshit! I’m so great I went undercover with you, because it makes it worth-while.