This one’s pretty simple! A college frat boy reclines outdoors with his arms behind his head, showing off his hairy pits and spreading his legs wide open in a pair of short orange swim trunks. A cowboy hat rests over his crotch, begging us to ask the question—what’s he hiding under there? His beer? His Fleshjack? His pet Mogwai? You get to tell the story in today’s round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
With a whopping 42 votes, Bleuspecter crushed this round.
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imagining a frat boy challenge … guys lined up on their knees with hands behind their back, having to go up between the guys legs to try and get the cowboy hat on their heads … kind of like bobbing for apples – only better. I don’t know how to caption this scenario however.
if you ride reverse cowboy, you can keep the hat !
This cow poke is from NYC, doesn’t know which head to wear his hat.
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After the Broncos lost the Superbowl, this is wear all bronco fans should wear their hats….
“The sales clerk said it was ten gallons. I figured that’d be plenty big for a bukkake.”
Now…for my NEXT hat trick…;)
Save a horse, ride a cowboi!!!! How about a 10″ with that 10 gallon?
THIS cowpoke needs some shade,dislikes getting burned……..
That’s a mighty big hat for that size head.
He must get his salsa from New York City
I only take my hat off for one thing…
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
who wants to rub sunscreen on my cock?
Texan sunscreen
“Save a horse, ride ME cowboy!”
I think you put that hat on the wrong head…
I can fill you up with ten gallons
You know what real Scotsmen wear under their kilts….want me to show you what a real cowboy has under his hat?
hard hat
A man left his hat to reserve his seat. I’m still waiting….
Looks like something’s Slytherin under the sorting hat
Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.
The magic that’ll come out of this hat…
Is that a ten gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show!
See what’s really BIGGER in Texas 😉
Tip that hat off to me, let me saddle up, and ride.