In case you haven't already noticed, today's caption-worthy image is pretty damn odd. I'm sorry that I didn't warn you in advance. The picture finds a wincing, young man on all fours, but there's definitely not another man behind him. On the contrary, we're supposed to believe that an E.T. doll is penetrating him from behind. And yes, I am talking about the alien from Stephen Spielberg's 1982 film.
Told you that it's weird! So how about coming up with a caption that matches its weirdness? We had some pretty good ones for last week's Christmas-themed edition, and I have a feeling that we'll have some even better ones this time around. Bring it on, and bring it hard!
– Dewitt
To see last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
ET Bone Home!
OUCH!!!!
This is just wrong on so many levels.
ET bone homo!
Don’t think I can top manbehindthecurtain’s, but I’ll give it a shot anyway.
“It turns out E.T.’s neck wasn’t his only telescoping body part.”
ET: Probing you since 1982.
I haven’t even inserted my finger yet, and it is bigger than my penis!
I told you E.T. liked Reese’s pieces.
ET cums again in The Black Hole!
Guy: “Oh yes, take me home!” ET: “I saw the neighbors do this and they were calling out for home, am I doing this correctly?”
Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind
You light up my life!
“Phone home this, Bitch!”
That Extra Testicle does not go in my hole!
oh! elliot your so tight !
“You’re totally out of this world”
Oh.. EL-I-OOOTTTT!!!!!
“Told ya my cock was bigger …”
First draft of the finger-touching scene…
Manbehindthecurtain and Geno have the best i think. Furfiend wasn’t too bad either.
… for once i’ve got nothing, and i’m usually good at these things dammit!!
“I heard about alien probes before but…” says earthling.
to which E.T. responds “I’ll show you the 2-digit mombo.”
OR
When you said E.T. phone home I didn’t realize that was code for gay anal play. I missed the memo.
OR
Earthling asks “Why does my face look this way and both of his hands are visible?”
“Oh, ooh, ugh, e, fuckin t baby”
OR
A hole in one will get you this big pole to suck on, you alien bugger.
OR
If you fill me up, I’ll find you a phone. Any phone you want.
OR
I always recoil at the thought of bestiality but the thought of sex with E.T. really turns me on.
OR
They said you were short and brown. I thought you were going to be my hot-blooded latino pool boy.
OR
Earthling, have you seen how LONG my first fingers are?
Get ready to be digitized.
His picture looked way better on Manhunt.
His finger wasn’t the only thing that lit “up”
I think “ET bones Home” takes the cake
aw, kioseth stole mine!
light it up! light it up!
very funny