There is a naked man in this fish tank! I repeat, there is a naked man in this fish tank! That sounds like the perfect equation for a round of Manhunt Daily‘s Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through to see the past two rounds’ winners:
Congratulations to MIGuy78! You are a Caption This champion.
Sorry boys! Commenter wins for making me think about Josh‘s furry pink hole.
drown in my eleganza!
“….don’t ask why. Just get mom.”
Only way to prevent Merman shrinkage… Keep Wet!!!
Only way to prevent Merman shrinkage… Keep Wet!!!
anchors away
anchors away
anchors away
wanna see my starfish?
wanna see my starfish?
I may have gotten some bad weed, guys.
no matter where i hide i can’t escape that painting of the child with the sad eyes!
Ariel’s back up plan for Prince Eric, if Ursula’s spell hadn’t worked.
Ariel’s back up plan for Prince Eric, if Ursula’s spell hadn’t worked.
what happened to the fish???
Rejected stupid dude tricks from Letterman…
I just showed this to my, some what elderly and straight aquaculture lecturer and he just said calmly in passing “Now you see, this is the problem with amateur fish keepers theses days. Every one knows Homo-Aquatica should always be kept in pairs” he then added after a moments thought “incidentally thats also why my wife wont let me keep jelly fish in the house any more” and just walked away. I can honestly say i haven’t laughed this hard in years!
It is called a fish fetish
Told you I’m a tight fit…
When you said you make me wet, I had something else in mind.
That was no eel
the cat pushed me
Bob’s Ariel impression was a little, well, wet.
He likes bubbles.
Dr said I had ‘crabs’ just finding them a new home
I can’t find Nemo and this coral is a bitch on the ass!
I can’t find Nemo and this coral is a bitch on the ass!
Human Tea Bag
I was curious. Some kid in school kept talking about loving the feel of big hard rocks on his ass…
Told him to take out flood insurance before Hurricane Sandy hit…..
Told him to take out flood insurance before Hurricane Sandy hit…..
People who live in glass houses shouldnt talk smack.
People who live in glass houses shouldnt talk smack.
People who live in glass houses shouldnt talk smack.
The only place to hide from the pussy is with the fish!
*singing* UNDER THE SEA!!!! Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from MEEE!!!!
Twink Tank
you made me so hot, I needed a quick dip
You make me wet
You don’t put the frog back in the tank after you kiss it! ! !
Cloning your ex: You’re doing it wrong.
Mom, I think there’s something wrong with my “Elf on a Shelf”!
I don’t have a caption, just gotta say, best caption this ever!!!! Funniest frickin picture and great captions! Love the “Elf on the shelf” one and the one fella’s anecdote. Terrific!!!!!
Watersports; You’re doing it wrong.
He’s a navy man , so i told him to go pound water up his ass
Quick hide in here no one will ever think to look for you in here
Stupid Queen! wants his junk to smell like fish
Sperm Bank : Did someone deposit seaman
Sperm Bank : Did someone deposit seaman
Good Lord! it’s a wet willie
Playing hide and go seek. Didn’t realize no one is here to find me !
David Blaine’s gay cousin, Deshaun, doesn’t draw quite the same crowd.
Just in time for The Little Mermaid remake… Flounder all grown up!!
Just in time for The Little Mermaid remake… Flounder all grown up!!
Just in time for The Little Mermaid remake… Flounder all grown up!!