You need to watch this trailer. Basically, our dear friend Jake Steel makes an attempt to masturbate on his own, and then a magical floating penis emerges from the curtain next to him. It’s priceless (almost as good as Parker London‘s pizza box blowjob in this scene). Also? It should make for a great round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Circle Jerk Boys
Click through to see the full pic and last week’s winning caption:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Guys, maybe I shouldn’t have had that last shot, I think I’m seeing things…
I am going to be like the wind, and blow these curtains.
The Gay Version of “Let’s Make a Deal”. Take what’s behind the curtain!!!
I’ll take what’s behind Curtain #1!!
I knew installing a glory hole in my living room would be a bad idea!
hmm there seems to be a draft, let me use my mouth to plug it
Ahh, dessert arrives…just in time for a complete meal, he, he!!!
Appetizer, anyone?
Now…open wide~!!!
I wonder if those curtains match the drapes?!
A visit from Casper, the all-too-friendly ghost.
these drapes really make the room come together
Well, thats the best curtain rod I’ve ever seen.
Rub me good and I’ll give you three wishes
Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak doesn’t cover everything.
“Peek-A-Boo” “Guess Who”
Instead of playing hide and seek, Blake thought of a new game he and Jake could play.
This is not what I had in mind when I ordered an extra rod with my curtains…but I like it.
Stop it man, you look like such a dick!
pesky penises
Peekaboo
The curtains are not the only thing that’s hung in the room. 😉
I always thought meat curtains were a bad thing.
penis, penis on the wall who’s the biggest cock sucker of them all?
I’ve come to see the Wizard behind the curtain. (maybe cum to see the whizzer)
I can see how Ben won over me harder… (And I’m still Tedd92, but this Disqus crap changes my name every other time)
“You talkin to ME??!!
So that’s where I put it!
Guys, this is where I get my milk from.
And as Jews have always known: it was by the power of the Mighty Peen that the curtain was torn in The Old Testament
I knew I shouldn’t have hemmed my curtain, now it’s uncut…
“And finally, the third ghost visited him on his bachelor party party night: the ghost of dicks cum past.”
New Game Show: Name That Cock!
I wonder what other sizes that thing comes in?
U need a tan
That make shift fore skin isn’t working!!
Oh, there you are.
They did ask how big a drop I required !
Dude, you tried too hard.
Wow, this hotel comes with great amenities!
Dont even ask, the interior designer pick out the curtains, he said it would be a good conversation piece….
I saw it the window and I just couldn’t resist
Thing’s cousin, Dick, comes to visit.
Does the carpet match the drapes?
“I saw it in a window and I just couldn’t resist……”
It’s Coitons for yas, I say …..COITONS !
dam i knew i should have used more starch on them drapes looking bit limp
“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain… the cock, however, should be attended to.”
…. and here is one I prepared earlier.
Window coverings from the “Martha Stewart Prison Collection”
Work it right and….. they turn into Puddle Drapes
nah i think I’m guna stay in tonight and ‘take care’ of these curtains
Do these drapes cum in any other colours?? I was thinking black!!
I need to fire my interior designer… because i told him i wanted the carpet to match the drapes.
You can cum out now they have gone
There’s a tosser, …ahm…tassel.. hanging on my drapes!!
Bit concerned that this cock doesn’t match the rest of the decor, but maybe if I hide it somewhere no-one will see…
I ordered Pig in a Blanket, but Dick in a Curtain sounds delicious!
And they say dreams never come true!
damn cleaners! missed a spot again. i gotta get better help
“… when I said Come Over, I didn’t mean the curtains!…”
As my manhood floats about the room taunting me…my ennui deepens.
“I prefer my curtains uncut”
Then, Harry Potter suddenly realized his invisibility cloak was unzipped…
Next time try vertical stripes, for an elongated look, squirt.
Ummmm…. I asked you to hang the curtain rod, but I guess a hung rod is cool too.
Are you SURE your ex doesn’t have a key to your apartment anymore?
If crisis made holes on walls so expensive, now we offer glory curtains. (you can wear it after fuck)! Valid until cumming…!!
Uh-oh….we’ve got penises again. Better call the exterminator. Well…one more day won’t make any difference, right?
And behind Curtain #1 is…..Dick Peeking.
The magician’s trick of sawing the subject in half goes wrong …
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men, couldn’t put the Humping Dummy together again …
Is that my penis?
No, I’m looking at you with my good eye