Caption This: The Floating Curtain Dick

You need to watch this trailer. Basically, our dear friend Jake Steel makes an attempt to masturbate on his own, and then a magical floating penis emerges from the curtain next to him. It’s priceless (almost as good as Parker London‘s pizza box blowjob in this scene). Also? It should make for a great round of Caption This.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Circle Jerk Boys

Click through to see the full pic and last week’s winning caption:

THIS WEEK’S PIC:

LAST WEEK’S WINNER:

Bjørn won this officially, but Ben won this harder.

74 thoughts on “Caption This: The Floating Curtain Dick

  1. The Gay Version of “Let’s Make a Deal”.  Take what’s behind the curtain!!!

  2. This is not what I had in mind when I ordered an extra rod with my curtains…but I like it.

  3. I can see how Ben won over me harder… (And I’m still Tedd92, but this Disqus crap changes my name every other time)

  4. And as Jews have always known: it was by the power of the Mighty Peen that the curtain was torn in The Old Testament

  5. “And finally, the third ghost visited him on his bachelor party party night: the ghost of dicks cum past.”

  6. Dont even ask, the interior designer pick out the curtains, he said it would be a good conversation piece….

  7. “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain… the cock, however, should be attended to.”

  8. I need to fire my interior designer… because i told him i wanted the carpet to match the drapes.

  9. Bit concerned that this cock doesn’t match the rest of the decor, but maybe if I hide it somewhere no-one will see…

  10. Ummmm…. I asked you to hang the curtain rod, but I guess a hung rod is cool too.

  11. Uh-oh….we’ve got penises again.  Better call the exterminator.  Well…one more day won’t make any difference, right?

  12. All the King’s horses and all the King’s men, couldn’t put the Humping Dummy together again …

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