A guy with a goatee stands in a mall store and casually leans against the counter. Though he’s wearing a tool belt, there’s one tool that isn’t quite contained (if you catch our drift). We’re talking about his dick, you guys. His dick is hanging out of the fly of his pants.
That’s the very basic premise of the image for today’s round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
See this week’s pic and last week’s winning caption below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
With 37 votes, Unleashthebigdog had this in the bag.
“Who do u have to fuck to get some service around here?”
I AM a professional. I have the tool to prove it!
Looks like this job needs a 2×4.
Looked so nice out, thought I’d leave it out.
Is this a full service counter?
Ready to do some pounding!
What sunglasses will go best with my dick?
Single eye exam
Blow job in aisle six!
If it doesn’t fit, can I exchange it for another size?
Just checking out the eye wear!
I have a tool for every occassion.
Does this outfit make my dick look big?
Some tools just don’t belong in the tool belt…
Do you have sunglasses that will make my dick look fat?
Do you have sunglasses that will make my dick look fat?
My area of expertise if filling holes, caulk included at no extra charge.
Dick’s Sporting Goods!
I can’t even think of a caption, but I sure as hell wish I was working this service counter that day. 😉
♪♫hmm hmm da dee dumm..♪♫ I bless the rains in down africa.♪♫. hmm hmm hm hmmmmm♪♫ Damn I like this song.
Not up for the contest, but is this Paul Teutul Jr. from American Chopper? It sure looks a lot like him…
my flys open?
What protection is suggested when using this tool?
you should see how handy i am with this tool 😉
Here’s a photo
Am I allowed to wear this out aof here after purchase?
I was told that something needed to be drilled at the sunglass counter…
50 shades of gay!!!
please win
I’m here about the “opening”.
Did you want “Lay Away” ?
I was told this is the tool isle and wanted to blend in
It’s sixteen ounces and can really deliver a pounding. Now about the hammer…
Love the look on his face 🙂
Did someone call for a SCREW?
I’m in the market for some one-eyed sunglasses!
need to sharpen my tool…
need a handy, man?
Tool hanging!!
I’m here to snake your drain!
I think the new employee uniforms are really going to boost sales!
I gotta pee.
Yeah, clients were complaining I was showing too much crack sooooo….
I figure it’s best to just show the clerk and ask what socket goes best with this tool.
“Sir, the Homo Depot is on the other side of the mall.”
Mmmmm
excellent!!
“Hey look! A sale on Cargo Pants!”
I’m here for my family jewels adjustment?
I have no suggestion but just wanna say why can’t I be around when hot things like this happen?!?! I love sexy, ballsy guys doing things like this. LOVE IT.
“I am just hanging out here!”
This one should win. It’s clever and subtle and fits the guy’s expression. These other ones are good but too obvious or crude.
Do you gift wrap?
It give a “hole” new meaning to the expression “Duck Face”…