A slim, blond twink is passed out on a table, surrounded by empty bottles and cans. His skinny jeans are pulled down just enough for you to feast your eyes on his smooth young ass. A glass bottle sticks out between his cheeks, and he lazily grips an empty bottle of Grey Goose. He bears a suspicious resemblance to Cocky Boys exclusive Max Ryder, which makes sense, because he is Cocky Boys exclusive Max Ryder.
This is a shot from the gay porn studio’s new series RoadStrip, but we encourage you to look beyond that for today’s round of Caption This. Pretend, for a moment, that this isn’t Max Ryder. What would be this boy’s story? How did he get here? Who left him like this? And, um, is that a martini glass full of Pepto-Bismol in the background?
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Cocky Boys
Check out last week’s winner and a bonus video clip below:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Seth had the most votes, but RockySolid won this.
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Max Ryder, Jake Bass, JD Phoenix and Aiden Summers in RoadStrip:
Watch the full, extended trailer on COCKY BOYS.
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