An attractive man in tight white briefs rinses off his body in the shower. Behind him, a mysterious hand reaches for the back of this hairy hunk’s waistband. What’s the story here? That’s for you to decide! Yup, it’s this week’s edition of Caption This…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Dan Skinner
To check out the uncensored pic and last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
This was a tough choice, but we ultimately decided on Tinkertoy862006.
Full Service Bathroom Attendant.
Credit card!
Banana Boat has opted to target key demographics this year.
“you see, this is what i’m talking about, our culture today rely’s fare to heavily on packaging!”
No! You’ll ruin your satin briefs!
Max suffers from “never-nude” syndrome and Luke is intent on curing him.
Rumor had it a ghost of the homosexual persuasion haunted the Sigma Pi house…
A helping hand for those “hard to reach” places…
Honey, I need to wash the undies
Now, you know I’ve told you over and over. You take your underwear off BEFORE you take a shower.
where did you say the soap bar is?
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “Hitchcockian”.
Where are they Now: Thing from the Addams Family.
The infamous “Shower Scene” from Alfred Hitchcock’s lost masterpiece “Gay Psycho”
Your favorite horror movie scene!
Norman has a habit of sneaking into the showers of Bates Motel, mother will not approve of this.
I see Spain, I see France, I see you out of your underpants!
those speedos were here somewhere
Airport Decontamination, TSA goes a little too far
This scene was left on the cutting room floor from the movie “The Grudge”
CSI San Francisco
Episode 1 Scene 2: Looking for clues
Reach out and touch…
Are you hiding the “soap on a rope” again ?
I thought we’d agreed that your undies go in the washing machine.
I’m about to drop the soap… In your ass!
I can’t believe this one hasn’t been done yet!
“Why thank you Thing!”
Arnie subsequently discovered that by reaching another part of his anatomy into that parallel universe, he could pleasure himself from behind too. He soon proved very popular at parties.
You wont miss a spot THIS time, honey.
i DON”T care if you are a lawyer..
you CAN’T have my briefs
This is the only benefit to our broken washing machine, we get to strip each when we’re done washing our clothes.
It put’s the lube in the butthole.
“This is where you go for, ALL ACCESS”
Lay off! I told you already you can’t borrow my briefs! Remember what happened last time?
No comment, just excited to see more of Tom Wolfe on here again! 😀
Ever since Dan was diagnosed with Alzheimers he keeps forgetting the small things.
THAT CHASTITY BELT WILL NEVER STOP ANYONE !!
HERE WATCH THIS !!
YOU THINK THIS WILL STOP OTHER PRISONERS ?
HELL NO !!
COVER UP THAT SKANKY HOLE, BEFORE YOUR BRAINS FALL OUT !
Time for the itching powder
Now I know where the soap is hidden…!
Is there room for me in here?