Late one night, a young man makes a call on a payphone. He is not wearing any pants. On top of that, his firmly erect cock is poking out prominently, allowing any passerby to gaze onto him in all his glory. What’s going on here? That’s for you to decide!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo via: The Penis Soliloquies
To check out the uncensored pic and last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
And the winner of last week’s contest is…
Terrycremin! For being a total nerd. We love nerds.
Damn, its so hard to get a good connection on here!
Someone explain to me how we’re supposed to talk on that when the coin slot is in the rear.
Reach out, reach and and touch someone, with your penis…
Hot times are just a dial away. Call us at 1.900.OK.FACE
Ray Stevens voice: Its me again Margret .. hee heee.. Are you NAKED!..
Dear Diary,
Today I ambushed Superman.
…it was AWESOME!
Can you hear me now!!!!
Miss Cleo, if you can guess what I’m doing before my Quarter runs out, I’ll personally pay the national debt.
how am i gonna hide this in those red underwear?
Best conference call EVER.
Come feel me now?
‘This is a collect call from :
DEARGODHELPMEBOB! I DID IT AGAIN!
(bring lube this time)
If you would like to accept this call, please press 1.”
If you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours call a doctor who makes house calls.
What not to do when you live at home and want some phone sex!
It’s called a booty call, not a booth call. Ok, dude?
So that’s what a dictaphone is!
“Stop laughing! His Boyfriend came home five minutes after the Viagra kicked in. Just come pick me up! And bring pants…Thick pants.”
Before there was online dating, there was pay phone dating
“Phone sex rule #2: Be sure that you have your own home telephone.”
‘Can you feel me now?’ New services by Verizon
Reach Out, Reach Out and Touch Someone…..
Where the hell do you find a phone booth? That is unusual than a guy without pants.
Hello doctor .. yes well its been more than 4hours so im calling you .. so what do i do with this erection.. yes Im holding ( my dick)
ET bone phone…….
Amsterdam’s “Red Light” district becomes multi-functional.
Since I’m superman, I was looking for a booth to change in, but then I saw Green Lantern’s ass…..so… sorry, about that world. Maybe next time I’ll save you.
“Welcome to the Viagara 24 hour hotline, we’re sorry that no one can take your call right now, at the tone, please leave you name, number and the size of your boner…..”
“what? I’m just boosting the arial to improve to signal strength.”
“hello…. is it me you’re looking for…?”
Yeah that soccer game tomorrow with the cast of Alist ny, I’m up for it
Boulevard of Wet Dreams
He just went in to change into his superhero outfit, thats it.
When car sex goes wrong
Every little thing that you say or do… I’m hung up on you
911? Yes I need a fireman….immediately!
In an Indian accent “Thank you bery bery much for cawling the veeagra hotline, my name is Bob, how can I help you?”
Doctor, I think that blue pill you gave me wasn’t a Tylenol…
maybe if i point my cock this way, i can get better reception 😉
9-1-1…..what is your emergency?
“Do you like porno movies?”
I vote for travelphil’s caption!!!!
“911? Yes I need a fireman…immediately!”
Operator:OOh you wanna have sex in public? what would you do to me?
well first I would try to get my dick through the dam receiver!!!
my pants?? well i lost the spin the bottle truth or dare
It’s a dollar twenty-five to look, please pay in quarters, I have to call home.
the unrated version of “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure”
“No, don’t worry baby. I’m incognito. I wore a hat so no one would notice…”
this looks like a job for superman!
“no honestly it was this big!”
Why won’t you believe me! I can’t suck it now … someone is watching me.
“Now that the antenae is up, do we have a clearer line?”
Operator? Hi, I’d like to make a trunk call…
Hello AAA? I am still having car
trouble and I was hoping you could send Chad out once again for
“assistance'”??
Hi – I’m ringing about the ad in the local paper “pants for sale”. Can you deliver?
DUDE! WHERE’S MY PANTS
WHO SAYS YOU CAN’T MAKE A SUNDIAL AT NIGHT
GRAMPA SAY IF YOU USE A PAYPHONES FOR LONG DISTANCE CALLS.
AT&T WILL RAPE YOU
I HOPE I DON’T HAVE TO WAIT FOR LONG
Dude, unless you come fetch me now, I will have to pole vault home!