Pants on the ground, pants on the ground! The three boys in this picture certainly don’t look like fools with their pants on the ground. For whatever reason, these guys decided to line up at a public urinal, drop their trousers, grab the middle dude’s butt and take an ol’ snapshot. Is this basically going to turn into a gay porn restroom sex scenario? Or is this some bizarre fraternity hazing ritual? It’s impossible to say…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
To see the full pic and last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Hands down, Hizzohizzo was the winner of this round.
At the movies, everyone wants to grab the best seat!
One drunked night, Mike’s frat brothers show him the secret handshake.
Mom always said to test freshness of melons by giving them a good squeeze
ill take the front you take the back
Welcome to the new full service urinal.
People are so friendly in San Francisco
That’s what friends are for ! (When you’re too drunk to stand-up at the urinal by yourself.) lol
Charmin IS squeezably soft!!!
A hand on your dick is worth two on the tush.
Head and shoulders, ass and toes… wait a minute…
Dude – Let go of my eggo
I keep telling you, the plumber says righty tighty, lefty loosey
wow, you been workin out dude?
I’ll never let go Jack! I’ll never let go!
Neither will I!
Is this Hot or Not?
If you grab it your f@#k it!
Duck. Goose. Duck.
Breaking news: Stage fright defeated by solidarity.
It’s down to two contestants. Last one to remove their hand wins.
Lovely to look at, delightful to hold, but if you poke it, consider it sold
I guess that new AXE for gay men is working…
Are you sure this his how all men in America pee?
Enough with the booty clap. You’re soaking my shoes.
“No Homo!”
Or just in case that’s been done already…
“Do your hands have magnets in them? They seem to be attracted to my buns of steel.”
smooth like a babies bottom !
Sorry. Thought it was mine.
See, if 2 guys grab your butt cheeks and shake your ass really hard, it gets rid of that annoying last drip of piss.
All hands on deck!
what happened to the men’s room etiquette?
Hey! I thought this was a number 1 not a number 2.
I get by with a little help from my friends
“Censored by the network”
either that or “gotta step closer stud”
Nice reminds me of Mr. Whipal please don’t squeeze the Charman.
You know I was a little shy about going at first, but this really helps out.
The high five is forever changed
That wasn’t lube that was Super Glue?????????????????
You don’t want no drama…
Ahhh, just ripe for the picking!!
Ahhhh, just ripe for the picking!!!
Make a wish!
this new Dyson hand dryer is the bomb
it takes 2 hands to handle this whopper.
You know what they say, sober hopes turn into drunken gropes!
Sorry guys, I already have my hands full…
Or, ” A boner in the hand is worth two on the tush “
Don’t worry…we’ve got your back(side).
Excuse me, I’m trying to pee!
Says the guy on the left.
“Hey, you’re right. Grabbing your ass does help me piss.”
How the idea for “Hands Across America” came about.
There’s a reason you don’t take the urinal between two guys pissing.
Hold on! It’s going to be a bumpy ride!
I said, “Put your LEFT hand in…”
can you hold this for me, please
“JUST A PINCH BETWEEN THE CHEEKS”
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