Here’s a picture of a man lounging in an armchair next to his Christmas tree. He’s not wearing anything beyond a Santa hat, a red shirt, tighty whities and the fur on his chest. While this shot may not be as nonsensical as previous images featured in our Caption This series, it makes up for that with a whole lot of sexiness.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision…
– Dewitt
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Congratulations to Jeff!
Yes Virginia, there is a North Pole!
Yes Santa I have been naughty!
I hope the big guy cums this year!
Oh My God. I can’t believe Santa had a package like that! My ass is steaming
Come sit on Santa’s lap 😉
“I wonder if i can take the whole tree..hmmm”
glad I only have to do that once a year
ffeeewwww glad that’s done
ffeeewwww glad that’s done
Is that a candy cane in tose tighty whities or are you just happy to see me!
“Think this is good for the Christmas Cards?”
“Santa, after a good nights work; Worn to the boner”
“Santa, after a good nights work; Worn to the boner”
“Santa, after a good nights work; Worn to the boner”
OMG, those elf orgies wear me out…
Santa’s sack had just been emptied
“I there’s a new pair of slippers for me in one of these…”
Oops, that should have been, “I hope there’s a new pair of slippers for me in one of these…”
i got a gift so big it wont fit under the tree…… or bush……if ur a jew……
No milk and cookies this year! Just me!
Let’s see what Santa has in his sack 😉 haha
HO HO oh where is that HO?
oh santa that so nice.hoho and have got something to make yours water he said to rudolf are you sure santa .
’twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a BEAR.
Yes, he can crack chestnuts with those thighs…
It’s only once a year, but when Santa comes…
What a night! Time for Santa’s present.
It’s hell living in the north pole 🙂
that tree has loads hanging from it.. and so do I.
this tree is full of butt-plugs! oh! sorry, baubles..
If you’ve been a naughty boy, come sit on Santa’s lap
If you’ve been a naughty boy, come sit on Santa’s lap
Great cookies… time for the milk
Great cookies… time for the milk
Cookies, check; Milk, check; Fat Daddy-Claus cumming down my chimney, any second now!
After five minutes with Mrs Claus and a strap on Santa considers a divorce
Sorry missed the comer!
After five minutes with Mrs Claus and a strap on, Santa considers a divorce
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Santa is hot! I hope he doesn’t have coffee stains in his tighty whities. LOL
Damn, cumming down so many chimneys in one night is exhausting!!!
Waited all night for Santa, and all I got was this damn hat…
or
Oh cum all ye faithful, don we now our gay apparell,fala, la, la, la, la, la, la,la…..
One for everyone!
next time you try to be romantic dear, put the fire out.
Let’s see if you’re naughty, or nice.
I know that If I can stay up for Santa’s visit, I know he’ll want to exchange blow jobs!
Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Bear.
Edit: Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claws.
Santa Claus is coming…on your face!
I’ve been dreaming of a Bear Christmas
I only cum once a year so lets make the best of it…
Well kids, it looks like Santa already came!
Im like that tree….Im fuzzy, tall, good looking, and having big balls hanging all over me really lights me up!
I’ve got your milk and cookies right here!
It’s not just the stocking’s that are hung.
Now, how do I put a fridge with a built in bottle cap remover under my tree?
Now, how do I put a fridge with a built in bottle cap remover under my tree?
Heeeere Elfie, Elfie, Elfie…
If this doesn’t win!!
Only one bear left… Here I come Santa
All I want for Christmas is to screw
Santa’s not coming.