Pierre Fitch has been pounding eager twink after eager twink on his newly relaunched solo site, and his latest scene acts as the inspiration for today’s round of Caption This. In the full video, Pierre dons a singlet and wrestles with bottom boy Brian Ty… You can probably guess who winds up getting “pinned” by the end.
(Watch a free trailer here, if you feel so inclined.)
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Last week’s winning caption below:
There were so many good submissions, but BritYank got the most votes overall.
If you’re a good boy, I’ll let you sniff my jock next!
Pierre and Brian act on their Batman and Bane fantasy.
Bottom boy wanted a head lock and a cock
Wow, that new laundry detergent really makes my clothes smell like a morning meadow!
Did you know that the single cap of GAIN gives as much freshness as a whole bottle of that other stuff? That’s more than enough freshness to go around…
I like the phone in the foreground….
You had me at the body slam.
A blind taste test proves that doggy style is best.
Are you sure this is how they do the Pepsi Challenge?
Do you think my laundry passes the Gain sniff test ??
Marco….Pole….OH!
Does this smell like Chloroform to you?
This is my kind of horror film
What kind of brony is this?
“At the most inopportune moment, Pierre’s lone nipple ring sighed and questioned his purpose in life.”
To prove that Febreeze Air Effects eliminates the toughest of odors, an experiment was conducted with real twinky bottoms!
I said….milk it bitch ! Work those pussy muscles.
Worried that marriage would get in the way of their sex lives, newlyweds Bryan and Pierre decide to combine their love of auto-erotic asphyxiation with laundry.
giddy up………
I’m not sure it goes on that way… but I really like the way it feels!
I don’t remember leap frog being played this way as a child…
Can You See Me Now????
this new age yoga shit is going a little too far
Yes, this is the best way to stretch out your lower back and glutes. Trust me, I’m a licensed chiropractor.
Pin the tail on the donkey just got interesting!!
Buckle up son, your in for the ride of your life….
Is this really how you join Scientology?
Seen here learning a new hold. The Full Nelly.
This is what used to happen after you won a wrestling match in Greek times. Damnn TV censors!
Whoa Nelly, calm down … don’t look directly in his eyes, you’ll spook the Twink..
Stuck between lycra and a hard place.
Silver finally gets to ride the Lone Ranger
Is this how the Shroud of Turin was created?