Don’t look so startled! Based on his previous videos, we’re pretty sure Jessie Balboa could swallow that entire traffic cone with his butthole. For now, he’ll have to deal with another challenge—acting as the subject for this week’s round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Club Inferno Dungeon
Click through for last week’s winning caption:
Whit0785 made us wish t-shirts were given as rewards for eating ass.
It’s the newest competitive sport at the olympics. Make sure you stretch.
STOP! in the name of sex before you split my ass. Think it o-o-ver
DETOUR: ALL ENTRIES IN REAR.
Cal-Trans new initiative – using a hot ass to stop traffic
Unlike most traffic cones, this one encourages you to speed up.
Looks like Jessie is a giant snowman chaser…
ORANGE you glad I was bigger than a banana?
O.K. class, next anal stretch exercise is
shopmanhunts new queen size butt plug is NOT for the beginner.
In an effort to start a new sex trend, Jessie failed miserably at “coning.”
Caution: Fork in Road
This is how the West Hollywood Police Department introduced Jessie the Sexual Safety Bear.
“Only YOU can prevent faulty fisting.”
Please form a single file line behind the cone. The teller will call on you shortly.
i don’t know why, but i had to: http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Losing design on Project Runway.
And in 9 months time, with a bit of luck a new bottom slut will hatch out of this freshly laid egg.
It may still take the road crew a while to fill in a pothole but don’t you just love their new uniforms?
I like to put sprinkles on my cone. This is Sprinkles.
the new Jane Fonda work out 2012
You think I can’t handle your cock? Watch THIS!
PROCEED WITH CAUTION!
Let’s see how Obamacare handles this situation!
CAUTION- COLLAPSED RECTUM AHEAD!
Isn’t this a Cirque du Soleil act?
YodelAy Eee Ooo!
Caution Open Manhole!
Hey Man! Safety First!
You must be this big to ride!
This oughta stop traffic.
who says i can’t project my fart to the 4 corners of the world
the ultimate rubber accessory . Orange is always in style
Now I know what cone-alingus is 🙂
In a couple of hours, doctor, could you have look please?
never met a cone that i could not take
In P-town, even the crossing guards better werk.
Despite the megaphone mishap…Jessie’s first day of cheerleading camp went quite well!
In preparation for his driving test, Jessie decided to practice his parallel parking skills
…and here is a promo picture for Jessie Balboa’s upcoming film ‘Traffic Violation’. I can’t wait to see (if) the director’s cut.
CAUTION: Bumpy Road Ahead 🙂
Just to let you know, I’m not a size queen!
Mother, May I?
“pull my finger”
Is this seat taken?