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So if you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Next Door Twink
For a bonus pic and last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
This is what the first picture in this post leads to:
Also, here’s last week’s winner!
No competition! Bennett had this one in the bag.
Talk about “scaring” the pants right off of you!
“GRR! I’m gonna get you, Little Red Riding Wood!”
“Umm…I think I’m s’posed to wear the red, stupid.”
The better to fuck you with, my dear!
I didn’t know Chupacabra was gay
I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow you till you cum!
(The top in that twink vid is hella sexy, but his septum piercing–which I’m not opposed to in principle–is way too big for his face.)
This is how Justin Bieber does it !!!!!!
You know the guys at Manhunt Daily did a “Hot or Not” post on costumes last week. You know I voted “Not” right?
“Most bottoms douche. You actually want me to SCARE the crap out of you.”
Stop role playing….Your no taylor lautner.
“Yes, we are filming the lost chapters of New Moon for the new DVD.”
Yuck, why do one-night stands always looks worse in the morning?
‘Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try.
And I thought zits were the worst thing about hitting puberty!
Boy the deleted scenes from Teen Wolf really put it into a new light.
boo, you whore
So….you’re telling me you AREN’T a morning person?
That explains why there was no head shot on his manhunt profile.
When I said you sleep around like a bitch in heat, you know I wasn’t being literal right?
The same expression my mother made when she found out it was bear on twink porn I was watching instead of pokemon.
Twink. Wolf. Bear. Its the natural progression of a gay man.
Kiss me? You’re gonna EAT me like the story says!
Halloween is NEXT month you douche, or is this your new ‘furry’ costume…….
alright, i’ll let you ‘eat me’ this time, but next week i’m the wolf
Where’s the Twinksbane when you need it?
You know, I was happy to play daddy and son, or the dish and the spoon, but this is just too weird. I’m outta here!
Thanks for trying darling, but i don’t call a wolf mask spicy. Try some body glitter next time.
I’m definitely going to choose ‘treat’. I’m sure you’ve got some great candy under there somewhere.
They told me you turn into a wolf be sex, I didn’t believe it!!
That’s BEFORE not be–SORRY!
“Damn, were-gay! You scary!”
Dude, have a Snickers. You’re ugly when you’re hungry…err..horny.
Wolf just relax everybody will thinks you where hollering because of the full moon ….
OH great i see Jacobs older brother is back in town!
“See Jim, this is what a hairy box looks like!”
Dude, I think my beer buzz just wore off….what the….Oh HELL NO!
“I’ll save you from the terror on the screen… I’ll make you see…”
Dude, I didn’t mean THAT kind of wild sex!…
howling because of the full moon
Holly Shit, not even in bed i can get rid of this twilight fans..!!
does this make me a furry?
AW MANN ! YOUR NOSE WAS COLD WHEN YOU SNIFFED MY BUTT
SCREW IT ! I CAN’T DO THIS !
Taking Teen Wolf auditioning a little to serous.
Doggie Style AGAIN?