Some of you may be tired of captioning the homoerotic antics of drunken straight boys, but this post goes out to those of you who aren't. In today's caption-worthy image, we have two frat boys hanging out in a bedroom. One of them is wearing an animal-print thong, and he's showing his ass off to the camera. His buddy has a beer in one hand and appears to be using his other hand to smack that muscular ass.
What's the story behind this picture? That's for you to decide! Leave a comment with your best caption, and you just might see it here as next week's winner. References to Sisqo will likely be frowned upon, but the risk could pay off if you do it properly. So what are you waiting for? Bring it on, and bring it on hard!
– Dewitt
To see last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
A few more of these and I will be down here tiger.
His last date only came up this high.
New brewing formula means no more beer belly, you all get a nice beer ass.
Smack that, all on the floor, smack that, and drink some more…
I don’t care if he’s a MALE stripper…I’d STILL tap that ass!
Finally, the perfect bottle opener!
Tastes great, less filling…..
YOU CHOOSE…hand or bottle?
grab the tiger by his tail.
Thug on the streets, homo between the sheets.
I’m about to tame this tiger’s tight ass!
Sexiness: The harder you try, the dumber you look.
See…. my bet is i can put this bottle up his ass without having to pull the thong down….. hic….
Beer…helping frat boys with crotch floss since 1972!
THIS goes HERE….
Now are you sure my keys are in there ?
Damn man your new tattoo is hot! I can’t believe you got a tiger print thong on your ass!
After I’m done this beer, guess where the bottle’s gonna end up?! (Slaps ass cheek!) Right here baby! : p
Wow Dude, your right, my girlfriends thong does look better on you! (Smack!) No homo!
This thong makes you look much less gay. More beer!
caption: “I’D TAP THAT”
“You thought I was going to put the SMALL end in first?”
does this thong make my ass look big? look closer, no…closer!