That’s Kameron Frost, Kevin Archer and Romeo Courtois up there. You might remember Kevin from this post! For the purposes of this post, however, you should forget all about Kevin (and the picture above). This is all about Romeo bent over on all fours, chilling in the middle of a freshly-mowed field with an apple in his mouth.
In other words? The perfect equation for a round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: UK Naked Men
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Congratulations, Jason! Your caption tickled everyone’s funny BONE.
Don’t you just love dicking into a hot suckling pig.
This Piggy is going to get porked.
Time to put this piggie on the spit…
An apple a day…
This isn’t how you spit roast!
This isn’t how you spit roast!
This isn’t how you spit roast!
An apple for the breecher
An apple for the breecher
An apple for the breecher
An apple for the breecher
after trussing, one should seriously consider injecting the pig before spit roasting.
after trussing, one should seriously consider injecting the pig before spit roasting.
after trussing, one should seriously consider injecting the pig before spit roasting.
after trussing, one should seriously consider injecting the pig before spit roasting.
Next on “Luaus Gone Wild: Central Park”.
The director had had just about enough of Romeo’s pushy-bottom whining, but this wasn’t a studio shoot, and there weren’t any ball gags conveniently lying about to be pressed into service on just such an occasion. “Time to improvise” he muttered as he looked around and his gaze landed on the brown paper bag lunch that his mom had lovingly packed for him
so many hours ago before kissing him on the cheek and sending him off to the shoot. “Yes….time to improvise…..”
The director had had just about enough of Romeo’s pushy-bottom whining, but this wasn’t a studio shoot, and there weren’t any ball gags conveniently lying about to be pressed into service on just such an occasion. “Time to improvise” he muttered as he looked around and his gaze landed on the brown paper bag lunch that his mom had lovingly packed for him
so many hours ago before kissing him on the cheek and sending him off to the shoot. “Yes….time to improvise…..”
The director had had just about enough of Romeo’s pushy-bottom whining, but this wasn’t a studio shoot, and there weren’t any ball gags conveniently lying about to be pressed into service on just such an occasion. “Time to improvise” he muttered as he looked around and his gaze landed on the brown paper bag lunch that his mom had lovingly packed for him
so many hours ago before kissing him on the cheek and sending him off to the shoot. “Yes….time to improvise…..”
“Oh, c’mon guys. It IS, in fact, EXACTLY like bobbing for apples…..only with a big dick shoved up your ass!”
“Oh, c’mon guys. It IS, in fact, EXACTLY like bobbing for apples…..only with a big dick shoved up your ass!”
This is how to use a pig bottom.
This is how to use a pig bottom.
This is how to use a pig bottom.
he always did prefer piggy style over doggy style
he always did prefer piggy style over doggy style
he always did prefer piggy style over doggy style
The oldest sex tap leaked known to man leaked yesterday. Offscreen, William Tell readied his arrow before joining the thrupple…
The oldest sex tap leaked known to man leaked yesterday. Offscreen, William Tell readied his arrow before joining the thrupple…
An apple a day keep the doctor away. But you’re still getting a rectal exam. Open up!
Its not a pig until theres an apple in his mouth
Its not a pig until theres an apple in his mouth
“It’s not even Thanksgiving yet!”
So THIS is what they mean by Pigplay…..
So THIS is what they mean by Pigplay…..
A spit roast well done.
Spit Roasting: You are doing it wrong…
Any way to stop the squeeling!!!
One sure fire way to keep him from squeeling like a pig.
i hope u shoot straight….
i hope u shoot straight….
This little piggie stayed home and got FUCKED !!!
This little piggie stayed home and got FUCKED !!!
and this little piggy went eeek eeek eeek as he drove the bone home… 🙂
I just LOVE eating fuckling pig!
Pig on a stick.
Fuckling Pig.
I know i should bob for apples more often
I know i should bob for apples more often
I know i should bob for apples more often
And now it’s time to roll over and cook the pig!
Candy apple on a stick! Now for the glazing
Candy apple on a stick! Now for the glazing
I am not sure this is what Eve had in mind with this apple!!!!
I am not sure this is what Eve had in mind with this apple!!!!
I am not sure this is what Eve had in mind with this apple!!!!
I am not sure this is what Eve had in mind with this apple!!!!
I am not sure this is what Eve had in mind with this apple!!!!
I am not sure this is what Eve had in mind with this apple!!!!
Who needs Eve?
Drop the apple and I start pounding harder.