Since no one seemed to be too enthusiastic about last week's "Horny Mascot", we figured we'd bring our Caption This feature back to the level where it belongs. Surprise! That level happens to incorporate nearly naked men. This particular guy is having the time of his life with his beer, but he could really use a caption or two. There's plenty of room for "crack" puns here…
– Dewitt
WOOFY crack attack!!!!
That’s my built in bottle opener…
Wow this guy’s hot!
No, It’s not a caption this suggestion, just something I thought I’d mention!
😉
he is hot, i hoped for a whole series of revealing shots INSIDE the trailer…….oh well.
one more sip and it’s the big slip
This Bud’s For You
my caption: gay boys lurve getting inside my doublewide, oh and they like the trailer too!
very WOOFY, haha, I like that one.
The crack killed babs Johnson In Pink Flamingos
“As evidence of the ‘Six Pack Homosexual’ theorem, wherein otherwise ‘straight’ individuals are enticed to become queer through imbibing alcohol, we offer Kenny. Kenny is on his fifth beer and as you can see is now advertising his goods for inspection.
“It is estimated in Kenny’s case, that after application of one or two more drinks, he will pretend to “pass out” with his ass arched upward and pretend to be unconscious in hopes that someone will sodomize him and allow him to maintain his delusions that the act was ‘against his will’.
“It should be noted that Kenny’s pre-lubed asshole is apparently NOT acknowledged in his conscious mind, while his potential partners will certainly note the addition of the lubricant when they begin accepting his offering.”
wish my plumber looked this hot
Crack Kills
Bristol Palin’s ex-boyfriend, Levi Johnston, celebrates his “big break” into show biz.
Not totally original, but…
“Fuck with me, you fuck with the whole trailer park!”
“I’m only afraid of two things: tornadoes and belts.”
“hope nobody knows what i plan to do with the bottle…”
“Does anyone have a quarter I think I see a new slot machine”
“Dont come in, my brother is over and we’re playing……..sex”
yes its from family guy kinda, but it fits
“i got me some guns too wanna see?!”