Did you think we were completely done with making fun of the facial expressions on Damn That’s Big? Well, you thought wrong! As soon as we laid our eyes on this picture of Tucker Scott, we knew it’d be making an appearance in our Caption This series. Obviously, this had nothing to do with our perpetual boner-crush on Tucker Scott. No, really guys, honestly!
If you think you have what it takes to win this round, make an attempt and submit your funniest caption for this photo. We’ll sift through the submissions and choose our favorite, so there’s a pretty good chance that you could become next week’s champion!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Damn That’s Big
To take a look at last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Congratulations to filmphile79, for being one of few readers to realize that fried chicken had absolutely nothing to do with the real picture. Despite what all our Twitter flirtations may indicate, he won this competition fair and square. Obviously, this had nothing to do with my perpetual boner-crush on him. No, really guys, honestly!
Introducing the new Tucker Scott Megaphone!
“Oh my Gawd!”
I love blowing up my realistic Tucker Scott blow up doll!
WHAT A TONGUE! That’s my PROSTATE!
Where the hell did that cucumber disappear?!
He found my car keys!!
“Echo – echo – echo…”
Why did I eat that burrito!?!?
“Is this what the travel agent meant by all-you-can-eat?”
Damn, I wish he rinsed after eating those Jalepenos!
OUCH!…MOTHERFUCKER!….The phrase “eat my ass” is not literal!
Ah! Sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found thee!
GOOAALLLL!
LASSIE…..TIMMY FELL DOWN THE POOP SHOOT!
An inch away from my cocaine balloon! Damn these new security measures!
The newest form of ventriloquism.
insert cock here
What do you mean you’re stuck?!
imma chargin mah lazer
OMG…is that a BOYS TONGUE up my ass???
and they said it was a big dick for me, not a tongue
and they said it was a big dick for me, not a tongue
I thought girraffes had LONG tongues!
Riiiiiiiiiicola!
Wait…I really need to pass some gas right now!
Mom! I told you to call first before coming over!
OMG, did you just eat a fireball?!
Can you reach it???
That’s funny!!!!
OUCH!…..the phrase “eat my ass” is not meant to be taken LITERALLY!
OOOOOOOOOO…. sweet mystery of life at last I found yooouuuuu!
( think Madeline Kahn in YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN) lol
Wow, this new pool boy really dose insist on clean pipes
Wait, I’m straight. Never mond go ahead.
Gay ventriloquism at its finest.
Oh, Pinnochio…. Lie to me!!!!
“that reminds me, I have to RSVP for grandma’s Thanksgiving dinner”
“that reminds me, I have to RSVP for grandma’s Thanksgiving dinner”
On top of old Smooookeeeeeeyyyy!!!
On top of old Smooookeeeeeeyyyy!!!
Ooooo fuck, I´m gonna fart!
I´m a celebrity, get me out of here!
the new way of blowing up a water raft
“I wonder does it sound like a horn if I blow in here?”
I think I left my car keys around here…let me look
Call Geraldo! We found Jimmy Hoffa!
Call Geraldo! We found Jimmy Hoffa!
Wait, you said I was going to be the head of the Human Centipede!!
Wait, you said I was going to be the head of the Human Centipede!!
this one had me rolling….lol
I tried to tell him i wasnt a blow-up doll!
A turning point in the history of ventriloquism.
Keep looking. I know I put my keys somewhere
if this is the starter what’s the main course
Is that you Pinocchio?
thats his tongue you see in my mouth
OmG! … I forgot to wipe last time I dropped a deuce!
These sex dolls take forever to blow up.
This is the best proctologist I’ve ever hired!
That’s nice and all, but I’m still hungry. Where’s that tossed salad you promised me?
Oh Dude I don’t think that the Chill Lube was a Good Idea
He has BEDBUGS!?
Gurrl, NO HE DID NOT tell you that!!!
We at last found the hidden WMDs.
You’re using that peppermint toothpaste again
“Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow….”
I didn’t know a tongue is ment for that
BINGO!
Why does tongue have to be so small?
The FBI is still hunting for Jimmy Hoffa!
“Who could ask… for… anything…. MOOOOOOOOOORE!” (think Ethel Merman)
“Dude, I think you hit the back of my throat!”