Here’s a picture of a skinny twink squatting on top of a sink! Though we censored it for those of you who don’t enjoy looking at buttholes before lunchtime, you’re free to click through at your own convenience and see him in all his glory. How else will you be able to compete in this week’s round of Caption This?
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
To check out the uncensored image and last week’s winner, follow the JUMP:
And here’s last week’s winner…
This was no contest! Ospreyboi1122 put the “happy” in this meal.
Now that’s a soap dispenser!!!!!!
What?! This isn’t a bidet?!
Chad’s new rimming chair didn’t seem to satisfy him as he expected.
don’t forget to wash your hands,and everything else 🙂
His mirror image didnt seem to “sink” in until he was totally drained…
I guess Little’s Miss Muphet’s son couldn’t find a better way to come out to his mom. I wonder where the spider went…
This is what happens when you see a hottie in the mirror!
Don’t you just hate it when all the stalls are occupied?
The true exhibitionist, even Mikey’s douching was on display!
whats the weight limit on this thing?
Pierre’s fastidious bidet addiction followed him to America. He made do, nonetheless.
Those things never get your hands as dry as paper towels do.
It’s convenient that he’s right next to not one, but two hand sanitizers.
Practicing by driving his cock through a hole in the glass, Francis builds up callouses to prep for the glory hole derby in May.
There’s more than one way to snake a drain…
COME ON ACTION GIANT…DO IT AGAIN!!!!WAIT A MINUTE:I NEED TO BE STRADDLING A WASHING MACHINE.FUCK!!!!!!
The new age douche machine – wash and go
Don’t forget to use soap!
“So it’s pop, then lock, THEN drop it?”
If this doesn’t get Senator Larry Craig’s attention, then I don’t know what will!
Cum Clean!
Ahhhh, now that’s what I call a bird bath!!!
Mr. Peepers! Get down from there this instant! Give him an apple!
The Poor Man’s Bidet
“Employees must wash their balls before returning to work.”
Check out our new condom dispenser
I’d like you to build a room around this. The bold look of Kohler.
Not an entry but rather a comment: I fucking love last weeks winner! That’s too funny and actually caused me to LOL. Nice work Ospreyboi1122.
“All employees must toss salad before returning to work”
before reaching under this sign
when you turn him around the sign says;
“Management must wash their cocks because I’m not a dirty cock sucker”
Liam begins to think that he may have got a little too excited when, he was told about all the brown-nosers in his new office.
Blow dry you hands
warning: don’t strain on the drain
finally somewhere to wash my face
Ass-wick Freshmatic?