Sure, we’re not the first ones to ask people to caption this picture, but can you blame us for stealing one of our fave blogger’s genius idea? I mean, it’s a picture of an extremely attractive guy posing outdoors with two fish he caught. There’s got to be a joke resting someplace around here…
Leave a comment with your best caption, and you could be next week’s champion! We had a tough choice deciding on the last round’s winner, but there was something about this one that got us chuckling pretty damn hard. Perhaps it was the punctuation? I DON’T. KNOW.
– Dewitt
To see last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Thanks for making us laugh, Anthony!
Now you, too can simulate what it feels & smells like to finger two girls at once!
The advantages of having a huge rod!
I swear dude when I reeled in this bad boys, I got so horned up my dick was THIS big.
XOXOOXOXO
You guys are awesome!!!
Dave, WGB
When I said I was into threesomes this isn’t what I had in mind!
Now if only my balls were this big!!!
Two fish in the hands is not worth ass in the bush.
That’s right boys! I do like “Fish” on the side.
Putting a perspective on double penetration
You don’t need expensive equipment to lift to get impressive upper body development as shown by this gorgeous local fishing buff.
cream soda flip flops for the win!!! i cant come up with anything…
ok, the mouths are big enough, but are you sure you got the hooks out?
Two wide mouths, no waiting!
“Trouser Trout” in my pants and these two in my hands!
“ALL I DID WAS CUM IN THE POND”
“two fish in the hands are almost worth the bird in my bush”
Dont worry, I have got plenty of seasoning in my pants to throw em’ on da barbi, even if it was fresh water
why spend money on a fleshjack
If it smells like fish it’s a dish, if it smells like trout eat it out, if it smells like cologne leave it alone, is what my lesbian girlfriend always said.
and when we are finished, we can grill em and eat the fuck out of em
Upcoming Kink Sensation: Two Fish One Guy
If you think these are big, take a look inside my pants
Well at least it wasn’t crabs this time.
Yes, I can handle two big ones! 😉
But will the bears eat me?
“You’ll never guess how I caught these!!!!!”
Look Ma!!!!! I got two fish for supper!
I just bent over the side of the boat and they just grabbed onto my nipples!
NEW! Fishjack shaped and scented like your favorite catch.
I swear, it’s THIS BIG
Well I couldn’t use my ARM to noodle them…
Rainbow Trout Fleshjack 2-4-1 Sale
Keep one…give one to a friend!
No more Flash Jack for me, I got these new Rondle Vibrating Fish to get me off
Jimmy Bob discovered on his fishin’ trip that he could catch fish without a fishin’ pole. He didn’t anticipate that such large fish would be attracted to such a small bait.
It was either eat pussy or fish !!!
I took my shirt off and all I can catch are…fish???
So whats so hot about Fishting?
Hey y’all, I just got back from a two fisted fisting contest. D’yah think I’ll win?
Hello Ladies!!!
This is the only fish I wanna see around here! Show me the beef!
seafood version of american pie…
See what happens to the fish when ya pee in the water?
I miss read the add. I thought it said “Join us for some great fisting in florida”…………………
As bad as these things stink…NOW do you understand why I’d rather suck cock???
I told ya not to let the women swim in the lake. All the fish are dying off now.
How about,
“I’m a Pisces, what’s your sign?”
OR
“U wanna see what I used for bait?”
One fish, two fish
red fish…..blow me!
It’s not how deep you fish, It’s how you wiggle your worm!
what happens when gays disappear and guys are left solely to women.
Okay Tom, I got one for you too…then all our redneck friends will still think we like pussy!
“These aren’t the only large mouths I’ve hooked”
Two Timing Cock Suckers
My boyfriend wanted a deep oil massage, so why not just use fish oil?
Wow! Those are two great looking… nipples.
See, I can be butch.
Your mouth would also be that wide open if it had my cock inside…
When gay men try to be straight.
Whoops! I thought your profile said “into fishing”… I see now it says fisting. My bad.
Wanna see my rod and reel?
Can two fish in my hands get me some cock in the bushes?
Ever had a threesome?
this year’s winner of the annual trouser trout bash….Billy Joe
This is the only fishy smell this gay man likes!
As usual, Bobby Ray misunderstood when Sally said she liked a half-naked man who knew how to use his bait and tackle.
the only kind of fish he’ll ever get close to…
FUCK YEA! I got a second winning caption! >=D
*ahem*…as for my attempt this week…
“I’m smiling because I feel for all the straight guys who have to deal with this smell when they sleep with their girlfriends.”
“Even the fish were rendered speechless…”
1 Fish, 2 Fish Big Mouthed for Blowjob Fish 😉
LOL ME !!!
true what they say…plenty more fish in the sea
“Yeah, I’m lucky. Want to see my lucky pole?”