Here is a picture of a bottom getting fucked under a table while the top smokes a cigar. Their friend across the table is probably getting his dick sucked, all whilst cruising on Manhunt for a fourth (or fifth, or sixth) top to plow their hungry boy’s ass… Yeah, you could have guessed for yourself. It’s time for another round of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through for last week’s winning caption:
With 24 likes, BallParkFrank had this round in the bag!
Working hard for that raise
I’ll pay you under the table!
Marco….. Polo !
Oh shit, this stain is not cummin’ out the carpet !
When the entertainment Mitch hired for the party didn’t show; he had to show the boss and his client a good time.
It’s so humiliating that they made me keep my socks on.
Brandon thought under-the-table meant he’d be payed in cash… turns out everything was under the table!
After the repeal of DATD, Shore Leave sure has changed!
The place cards at this party were very unusual.
Talk about on the “Down Low” !
The answer the working hard or hardly working!
I’ve always liked jobs that pay me under the table.
I wanna be under the table!!!
this boss will screw you any which way he can!!!
there i was thinking this was going to be a face to face meeting!!!
i REALLY got screwed at that sales meeting!!!!
The kind of smoky back room I could get into.
When he said he was all in during strip poker I didn’t think he meant it literally…
next time i will NOT drop food under the table
That’s what I call good room service!
“Next time I’ll be careful before I volunteer to ‘polish his knob!'”
The Bachelor Party…what happens in DC, stays on Manhunt.
Best business meeting EVER!
Straight Guys Are Gay: Bachelor Parties
Just another day at the office!
Double duty cuz this room is hourly.
I see you two and I’ll raise you 10
While you’re looking for that contact lens, make yourself useful!
multi-tasking done right!
Ultimate trolling.
There, didn’t I say that something was up with that newsreader tonight. He didn’t once come out from behind his desk.
Head or Tails?
Luke wondered how he could make $200 an hour at the new coffee shop in the red light district…
Now you know what happens, when you break that 3 second rule.
Don’t you guys EVER vacume?
this is how manhunt got started
hes got 2 pairs. can i get up now.
When they told me they would “plow me under the table” I didn’t know it would be like this…..!
Pork: The OTHER white meat.
Now, who was it that said that men can’t multi-task?
Wow…I hope no one sees these stains down here, I told them I was a virgin.
I could sleep and do this.. A PILLOW! 😛
Gee I thought he said I could take a nap not get tapped two ways!!!
Last Friday night.
I have no caption, just pointing out how hot the top is.
He had to act naturally when his wife walked in the room
You guys sure you dropped a quarter?
They told me it’s not gay if it’s under the table.
Oh shit room service is here! HIDE!
Damn Ikea Table… They do mean it when they say you have to do it all yourself.
geez……he’s either dropping the soap or dropping a spoon……sooo clumsy!
Well I’m all in
When is that earthquake warning over ?
Finally! Someone’s found a way to make board meeting interesting.
I LOVE your new coktail table.
He always loved working under the table…
When Bob decided to get an up-close look at the legs under the table, he never expected Ben would follow suit.
The new cock warmer comes in handy of this cool spring nights
The wizard said “Dorothy, pay not attention to the man under the table”
Table for three?
I’m more interested in the story behind the picture (and accompanying video footage).
It ain’t gay if you can’t see him.
When Santorum is away, the boys will play!
And to think you thought I shouldn’t splurge on the room service!
I’m not in the closet if I’m under the table
where gay marriage is only allowed to exist under the table
I do love the new services offered at the Best Western.
After the tragic “that’s super glue not lube” incident, seating at parties became very complicated for Bruno and Bobby.
Thought I’d play Fort under the table, but it turned into Penal Colony.
This is by far the funniest one.
The untold stories of the Clinton administration
it’s hot down under
I’m all in.
That was one tight lipped meeting … Next time it needs to last longer
When they suggested going into the back to smoke cigars, I thought for sure they meant Cubans.
How long does it take for Jim to find that pen he dropped under the table? Jeez!
(As it all comes to wood made furniture) 2012: Under is the new In, Table is the new Closet.
Whooof table fable, keep counting the gum under there this will be awhile ahhh