Did you know that Zac Efron is straight? In case you had forgotten, here’s a picture of him admiring some cheerleaders at an LA Lakers game. Do you see how interested he is? It’s like he’s practically penetrating them with his eyes. There’s absolutely NO reason why we’d feature this in our Caption This series. No reason at all!
However, if you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through to see last week’s winning caption:
Congratulations to Frederick!
“Nice cheer-leading bootie, but my boyfriend’s is better!”
I look so much better in that outfit than they do.
I wonder if the Jonas Brothers would look good in those outfits.
Are they watching me, watching the cheerleaders?? Damn, pretending I’m straight is soooo much work!
Told y’all I’m straight
“How good would I look in one of THOSE!”
Gotta act and think straight, gotta gotta, i’m in public
MY milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..Damn right.
wonder if my butt would show off like that in those purple panties n skirt
Memo to self: Start planning Halloween outfit ASAP!
shit they are wearing the same panties i got for me, yesterday!! damm you victoria secrect!!!
These cheerleader keep blocking my view of the sweaty jocks
Oh god–I hope they don’t figure it out…
These chicks are almost as pretty as I am. ALMOST.
That’s not how we did it in High School Musical… kick 123
hmmm yeah…. I need to get me some of that…. I wonder if it comes in black… and my size….
Well, thats that, I just gotta have that wax job
Damnit!! If these skanks hit my cosmo and spill it, I will scratch their eyes out….,
I wonder if Joe Jonas would notice me if I had an outfit like that….
lol….what do u mean, acting stright? sraight guys would have there eyes glued to the cheerleaders. not directly staring at the camera, woundering if they caught his hand burried in the crotch of the guy sitting next 2 him. did we learn nothing from american beauty… look closer guys.
I bet I’d look better in that purple frilly number . . . .
I really really need a hot dog!
Hmmm, I wonder if she has a brother…
That Bitch!!! I was going to wear that to the Globes Afterparty. Now I have to find a new outfit….
Hmmm, now I feel like some pie!
Huh!…So THAT’S what a vagina looks like.
Geez..the cameraman taking this pic…is soooo cute!
these bitches be hot in a orgy with Kobe and Josh
God, I hate the smell of tuna salad….
I guess the Lakers must be too tired to dance.
I see you, [Justin Bieber/Joe Jonas]
Maybe if I stare hard enough, they’ll grow dicks!
Oooh! Hot camera man between two cheerleaders… I can get away with that!
I wish the good looking blonde had a penis and testicles.
If my cock would only get hard right now….
Oh oh
Oh oh
Oh oh
Oh no no
Looking so crazy in love’s got me looking
Got me looking so crazy in love
Ha Ha I can see number 4’s tuck job!
and Wow is “she” hung!!!!!!
Oh hunny, that is so not ur colour…
I have a bigger ass than these two combined…wanna see?
Oh, girls. Whoever told you gold goes with purple lied.
Get your head in the Game!
“Yep…still gay!”
Damn, that photographer is hot!
Purple is SO last season!
nahhh. my butt would look fat in purple
It’s not frilly enough for me.
I wish we had guys this hot playing basketball for the ‘Wildcats’ during HSM! 🙂
I wonder if I could talk Taylor into wearing that outfit?
Hey guys there is nothing more boring than a straight Christian with a butt plug up his ass AND they are mean!
You always were a cock whore but we still love you! WHORE!!!!
Bitch, my cock is much bigger than yours but who is counting inches! LOL
OK have an ugly apartment, have dirty underwear in the living room, be unemployed, typical of straight men. Can I help it, us faggs are a superior life form!
You can wiggle all you want girls but still nothing.
Girl WTF you should be drinking masculine drinks like pink ladies! Turn in your gay card at once! Your name is shit in Provincetown!
Hey Eddy my pussy Tiddles likes tuna. Do we have an issue man to man?
Diablo purple is the new black! Wake up and smell the coffee! 50 is the new 30 oh WTF!
Honey your butt looks fat period! You need to join weight watchers!
I’m actually not turned on right now 😉
She’s TOTALLY a half beat behind.
Bum-titty, bum-titty bum-titty… which should I do?
“If only my boyfriend could see this.
NO NO NO NO! you have the steps all wrong, its step, kick, step, fan, plié, turn, jazz hands GET IT RIGHT OR YOUR FIRED!
That guy with the camera is hot…
That’s not how you do that move…
Okay! Don’t move, don’t breathe, don’t make eye contact! They’ll be gone soon.
Would my butt look big in that?
I’ve seen bigger
Dude, you might want to pay more attention to the purpose of this particular blog, “Caption This”. Just a thought based upon your comments to people’s posts above.
Seriously? These are the “big guns?”
SEE? Like OMG ! Like, I totally like chicks and sum junk…I’m SOOOOOOOOOO not Like Gay and stuff ….
“Best drag show I’ve been to in a long time!”
Soon…
“Seeing them makes me realise I’m actually a SKIRT lifter, not a shirt lifter”
That’s right…frame my face square between the butt ruffles, got it?
I think my boyfriend was wearing that in bed last night…..
Wheres Kris Humphrey? If the Dam Cheerleaders move could see him. Because we all know Kim dumped him so i can get so pity sex from Him.
Zac efton tells: i wish i cud wear and dance like that XD LMFAO!!!!!!
i hope his totally straight coz i want to suck him or not just to do like that but to gargle his cum :] its ok that his gay but if even nicer that zac is PERFECTLY TOP!!!
Move! i cant see the jocks!
Wish these bitches would MOVE so I can see those hot basketball players!
Maybe, Daddy Bear would like me in this…
I wonder if Chris Brown will like this outfit on me…. It is my fave color…
I Just dont get all the Hype over that, theres no peen in there
Gotta Get some head in this game!
Bet that would look good on me!!
Todavía no he conseguido ver el atractivo de Zack Efrón. Hay millones como él!!!! . I will never know where is the Zack’sexappeal. There are a lot of guys better than him in the World. Justin Bieber : another X – File!!!
lavender or purple? um, I think I would like that color for my drapes in the diningroom.
OMG those would look fabulous with the new A&F t shirt I picked up this afternoon….
“That makes me want a hot dog real bad..”
*snort* purple and gold? Really? Shit cameras, straight face straight face!
And I could have been one of them in High School Musical! Life is all about the wrong choices.
“Oh please, I’ve swayed more than you can ever imagine, girls. High School Musical was just a preview.”
“OH MY GAWD BECKY! LOOK AT HER BUTT!”
@Michael the blog police, do they still call you “Pricess Tiny Meat”?
“Man! I would love to be in between that!”
Only if they don’t “know” me. Of if they’re just bitter and jealous old hags.
How do they get their skirts to flip like that!? Man, I wish I could do that move!
Wonder if I could get one in Wildcat red!!
mmmm can’t wait to get between those 2 trannies.
“So girls do you think this smultry look will work on the guy next to me? I sooo wannaaaa B-A-N-G him!”
That’s right Mr. Cameraman- telescope your lens like that! Makes me creamy dreamy. I think I love you…
Great one!
“Wish I could wear one of those but maybe my ass would look fat in it!”
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…
Lautner on the right, Joe Jonas on the left. Choo choo train…
*YAWN*
What to wear at the Roman Polanski audition?
Poor girl got no ass. Me on the other hand….
Ruffles were SO last season…
I thought I was done with High School Musical. *sigh*
“Government Hooker”
that guy in the other side are so hot. i should go and sit on his dick