The history of this John Christopher classic, Centurians of Rome [sic], is almost more interesting than the movie itself. The legend goes that this film was actually funded by robbing a Brink’s security guard to the tune of almost 2 million dollars. Lloyd’s of London even filed […]
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Did I Just Almost Cry At a Porn Trailer?
I clicked to watch this because I like Trey Turner, and then suddenly it’s got this sad-ass story and music from a Lifetime movie! How was I not gonna choke up a little bit when Trey’s making that puppy face and huggin on some dude […]
Sean Cody’s Caleb
I don’t know what to tell you about this one. He’s so cute. I feel like Quinn Morgandorfer being only able to describe anything about this boy as “cuuuute.” I kept waiting for something horrible to happen, like one of his teeth fell out or he […]
ICYMI: Rim My Ass!
This has been a bonkers seven days at MHD Headquarters. We got this new site up and (sort of) running, and I’ve spent the whole time trying to put out fires and start other fires to make all of this work like it’s supposed to. […]
Romantic AF
Listen. I see it. Ok? I see how saccharine and over the top this is. I. DON’T. CARE. I have an irrational, inexplainable crush on Ricky Decker, stemming from my days at Rentboy.com and I think he is fine as hell. I will watch him […]
All Of This Is A+
Sometimes it’s easy to think of a bunch of things to say about stuff that I watch because it’s really good. We haven’t spent much time during my reign here talking about the Men.com suite of smut sites, and that’s totally my fault. I forget […]
Ass Friends, Part 3: The Ass Friendiest
Yes, I still know that it isn’t called “Ass Friends.” Save it for the courtroom, Judge Reinhold. But Hot House‘s latest (last?) chapter of the compelling Ass Fiends series features Micah Brandt, yet again, and all I can assume is that everyone at HH is […]
Make Em Jump Off The Dick: Best Tweets of the Week
Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping up with folks so that […]
GISP: Another Insatiable Bottom ❤
Part of my job is watching a lot of fucking. And I realize, watching all that, that not everything is really FOR me. You know? I don’t know how to define what I like but it’s sort of like that obscure definition of obsenity – I […]
Bel Ami: Hot Even When It’s Not That Hot
Bel Ami was the first porn I ever spent money on when I was 18 years old. I bought a dvd from a catalog and it was mailed to my house where my father intercepted it and tried to give me a long, very confusing, […]