Falcon seems like such a hit or miss situation. Sometimes they do GREAT shit like this and then other times it’s this mess. One way they ensure that I’m gonna watch though – good or bad – is putting someone like Gabriel Cross in their stuff. […]
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You Had Me At “Dirty Sex Pig”
I still haven’t figured Stag Homme out from last week, but what I have definitely figured out from watching the full version of this Public Stags movie, is that whoever is cutting their trailers is not doing a good job. I said it. BAD JOB TRAILER […]
Fucking My Gym Trainer
You know what? I’m already overthinking it. Here’s the basics: Kevin Blaise (whose name I think is supposed to sound like “blaze” but I keep mentally pronouncing “blasé”) is cute and has a great ass and Jason Maddox is a bad “gym trainer” because […]
And Now, Free Rimming Lube
For me, one of the worst things about lube of any variety is that once it comes into play, stuff can’t go back in my mouth without some real commitment to gross lubemouth being all I can think about from that point forward. That sucks. […]
Huge Dicks: The Currency of the Future
This feels like a next-level Apple Pay commercial. Is your car stuck at the mechanic’s again?! Does your fat-ass’d mechanic, Derek Parker, keep saying it’s gonna be “another week,” but you need it sooner than that?! Then be sure you bring your Extra Big Dick […]
Do I Have a Crush On a Butt?
This BadPuppy solo clip starring Marek Polan (I don’t know either) is basically fine. It does all the stuff, and he’s nice to look at. But then he flips over and starts playing with this butt and… my jaw just dropped. I’m feeling ways about […]