For reasons that we can’t really explain, Chris Noth‘s butt ranked above Jake Gyllenhaal, Christian Bale, Ian Somerhalder, Tom Hardy and Chris Evans on our list of The Best Naked Male Celebs of 2011. Not just that, but he came in second place, bested only by […]
Category: Celebrity Skin
Celebrity Skin: Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Taran Killam
We receive an e-mail: “I think an entry about SNL last night is in order, dudes. First, you have Joseph Gordon-Levitt re-enacting Magic Mike. He looked pretty damn good, too. I was impressed. When did he grow pecs? “Second, you had Taran Killam, who I’ve […]
20 Amazing Pictures of Male Celebrity Facials
Last night, I accidentally discovered Fakecials, a Tumblr devoted to male celebrities with cumshots photoshopped onto their faces. You might not be surprised to discover that it’s my new obsession, especially since the site creator’s taste overlaps with mine to an alarming degree (though he’s […]
Celebrity Skin: William Baldwin’s Butt
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the hottest Baldwin of them all? This topic has been debated over and over again on the ‘net, and nobody’s ever been able to come to a consensus! Stephen Baldwin would be the hottest brother if he weren’t such […]
Celebrity Skin: Daniel Craig’s Dick
Nope, you didn’t read that wrong! You’re about to see James Bonds‘ cock. Back in 2000, actor Daniel Craig did a nude scene for the film Some Voices, and I don’t exaggerate when I say that you see everything. Front and back. Dick and ass. […]
Celebrity Skin: Matthew McConaughey’s Taint
Am I the only gay left in the world who hasn’t seen Magic Mike? It’s playing soon at a second-run theater near my house, and my genuine curiosity about the film might lead to my arrest (when I inevitably get caught jerking off to Joe […]
Celebrity Skin: Ryan Phillippe
Pause for a moment to acknowledge that Cruel Intentions was thirteen years ago… Done yet? Good! Now, pause for a moment to acknowledge that Ryan Phillippe‘s ass still looks incredible to this day. You may be wondering, “How do you guys even know that? Is Ryan […]
Celebrity Skin: Sam Trammell’s Moobs & Pubes, Stephen Moyer’s Butt and Joe Manganiello’s Insane Upper Body
Spoiler alert! On the fifth season of True Blood, people got naked a lot. The first episode was epic in terms of gratuitous male nudity. With the exception of Joe Manganiello‘s ridiculous werewolf sex scene—when we should have seen his penis—it all went downhill from […]
Celebrity Skin: Robert Pattinson
As the only gay man in the universe who finds Robert Pattinson attractive, even I’m willing to admit that today’s edition of Celebrity Skin isn’t much to write home about. Nevertheless, the Twilight star showed a significant amount of skin in a sex scene from Bel […]
Celebrity Skin: Jean-Claude Van Damme
Unacceptable! Preposterous! Inconceivable! I’ve gone through the list of stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and there isn’t a spot exclusively reserved for Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s ass cheeks. They were so omnipresent in 1990s cinema that they deserve more than a star! They deserve […]