Today I learned Gerard Butler is no Michael Fassbender, and I’m okay with that. The Scottish actor briefly flashed dick in his 1997 film debut Her Majesty, Mrs. Brown, as he ran into the water with his costar Billy Connolly. Fun fact! The water was […]
Category: Celebrity Skin
Celebrity Skin: Joe Manganiello’s Butt, Along With His Mysteriously Absent, Blurry Penis
Did anyone else laugh out loud during Joe Manganiello‘s werewolf sex scene on last night’s episode of True Blood? Don’t get me wrong! The scene put the “sex” in sex scene. I was sitting on my couch with a raging erection watching JoMang (don’t judge […]
Celebrity Skin: Heath Ledger
Mere seconds into compiling this post, I realized there could not be a worse time to write a Celebrity Skin post about Heath Ledger. Then again, it could be argued that there’s no wrong time to share pictures of the handsome, late actor’s dick… That […]
Celebrity Skin: Thomas Lennon
You might not recognize this guy without his mustache. Why, it’s none other Lieutenant Jim Dangle from Reno 911!, otherwise known (in real life) as actor Thomas Lennon! It turns out that Mr. Lennon appeared in a nude scene for the hilarious(ly awkward) comedy series […]
Celebrity Skin: Scott Caan
Yes, that’s Scott Caan‘s face Photoshopped onto Paul Wagner‘s body. There’s a whole series of images like this somewhere, but why would you want to look at those when you can look at actual naked(ish) pictures of the Hawaii 5-0 star? Caan hasn’t shown much […]
Celebrity Skin: Jean Dujardin’s Gay Sex Scene
Today I learned about a movie where Jean Dujardin gets fucked up the ass. Shortly after filming The Artist, the oh-so-dreamy Academy Award winner appeared in Les infidèles, a French comedy that caused quite a controversy (and buzz) with its racy posters. Though it was […]
Celebrity Skin: Even Better Shots Of Michael Fassbender’s Cock In “Shame”
It’s kind of a shame that Shame has become sort of the Holy Grail of full frontal cock shots for the aughts. Mainly because it’s a serious and disturbing look at sex addiction, yet we treat it like softcore gay porn. We’re awful, terrible people. […]
The Naked True Blood Recap
So I just spent the past half-hour refreshing True Blood fan sites to see if anyone had shared GIFs and/or screen-caps of Sheriff Andy Bellefleur naked. What the fuck is wrong with me? Alexander Skarsgård, Ryan Kwanten, and Sam Trammell showed skin on the Season […]
Celebrity Skin: Will Forte
MacGruber was one in a long line of bad movies based on marginally funny Saturday Night Live characters. The fairly cute Will Forte played the clueless MacGyver parody guy. The only thing worth noting in the flick is that Forte has a scene in which […]
This Isn’t Actually Thomas Jane’s Penis, Right?
We’re downright ashamed that we missed this. Back in March, photographer Jill Greenberg shared a very tantalizing shot of actor Thomas Jane. The image, inspired by Robert Mapplethorpe‘s Man in Polyester Suit, was originally captured for the “Risk” issue of VMAN, though the editors weren’t […]