Big effin’ kudos to the people behind Spartacus: Vengeance for making a gladiator show with cocks. Wasn’t everyone fighting naked back then? Or at the very least with no pants on. Remember Gladiator with Russell Crowe? That bitch almost had a three piece suit on. […]
Category: Celebrity Skin
Celebrity Skin: Russell Crowe
I seriously think this is the recurring wet dream I had in high school. Remember old-school Russell Crowe when he had body and was hot as balls? These are screen caps from a flick he did called Hammers Over The Anvil (1993). In one scene, […]
This Happened.
The context of this naked (but unfortunately pixelated) GIF of Dave Franco is unimportant, but you can watch the original video here if you must know the source of this awesomeness. With this image in mind, is anyone still going to argue with me that […]
Third Hottest Member of The Wanted Is Spotted Waving His Dick Around On The Internet
This may have happened a while ago? As you may recall, I’ve only just realized that the five dudes from The Wanted aren’t twelve years-old and actually look kind of hot, so a leaked cock pic scandal wouldn’t have caught my attention until, well, yesterday. […]
So Apparently I’m Into A Guy From A Boy Band?
I was half-tempted to include this post in the Secret Sex section, because I’m having difficulty coping with the following feelings—a) I enjoy The Wanted‘s “Glad You Came” without a single hint of irony, b) Part of my appreciation is that it sounds like it’s […]
Celebrity Skin: Richard Gere (Insert Gerbil Joke Here)
Oh, the stuff of urban legends. It’s Richard Gere in 1983’s Breathless. Richard had a nice, perky ass back in the day! And it looks like he wasn’t employing a butt double. Butt doubles are so lame. They’re like the film version of AstroTurf. Frankly, […]
Celebrity Skin: Adam Pally
Dewitt and I *heart* Adam Pally. He’s funny, furry, and sexy as hell. Yes, we are gracious towards the cubs here at your favorite blog, and we make no apologies for it. Adam plays a kind of gay on Happy Endings not seen much in […]
Celebrity Skin: Jean Dujardin
If you have a penis (or if you’re George Clooney), there’s a pretty good chance you’ve fantasized about Jean Dujardin (fucking you) at some point within the past year… And we have good news for you! Before The Artist came along, the Academy Award nominee […]
The Only Thing You Need To See In “The Vow”
Look at this picture of Channing Tatum standing in the rain! How fucking romantic is this? Does it make you want to cry and go buy a ticket for The Vow as soon as you finish reading this post? Or does it make you want […]
Celebrity Skin: Shawn Hatosy
Welcome to a very special Thursday edition of Celebrity Skin, in which I tell you how much I enjoyed this clip of Shawn Hatosy naked on Southland. And just how much did I enjoy this clip? A lot. This may have even been better than […]